Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)

[Neville]

Is "ON" to activate Hollywood career or is it the other way around?

[TheDope]

My co-star's a big wall switch?  Well, at least it beats Chris Tucker....

[Yaddo 42]

Who built this suggestion box? The US government?

or

Is this the switch to turn off Chris Tucker's mouth? Figures.

[Joe the Destroyer]

"So THIS is how you Frenchies flush the toilet..."

[Patient7]

Okay, so I just put the DVD in there and it wont be late, what a country!

[Neville]

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...And now, let me remind you the rules: When I say "three" you drink the milk in one gulp, and whoever ends last gets punched by the other two.

[Inferno]

UH-OH, HOT DOG!

[Andrew]

"Where's the light switch?"

[Neville]

LOL That's what Jackie says on the real film, before Yuen Biao flips it.

[Patient7]

UH-OH, HOT DOG!

Karma for you!

[Yaddo 42]

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...And now, let me remind you the rules: When I say "three" you drink the milk in one gulp, and whoever ends last gets punched by the other two.

I hate coming to the Korova Milk Bar when Alex and his droogies are here, a little too much milk plus plus and they get all horrorshow with the tolchoking and the ol' ultraviolence.

[AndyC]

"Geez, who wired this place? There should be a breaker panel here!"

[Mr. DS]

"Yeah I had Owen Wilson's nose mounted after Shanghai Knights.  It simply adds to the room don't you think?"

[AndyC]

This is what you meant when you said I'd be working with the biggest rocker in the business?

[Terf]

Wait, so instead of having to kill the top bad guy, I just have to turn him off? I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this s$%t [of a role]!