Favorite movie quote.

[Patient7]

"People like that should be put to sleep."

"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin badgers."

"I told those guys, 'Never call chicks broads.'"

All from UHF.

That movie is filled with awesome quotes.
"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system!"

A Christmas Story is loaded with quotable dialog;
this one really reflects my vocabulary...

"Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."

Here a few more I can think of off hand because I'd be here listing the whole script if I could...

"I hate the smell of tapioca" Santa (I use this one at Xmas a lot)
"It...it was...soap poisoning...NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ralphie and his parents
"NOTAFINGA" Ralphie's father
"I went out to face the world again, wiser..." Ralphie (note, I use this one a lot when I realize something isn't as cool as I expected)

OOOOOOOOHHHH FUUUUUUUUDDGEEEE

[Justy]

OOOOOOOOHHHH FUUUUUUUUDDGEEEE

"Except, I didn't say fudge..."

[HappyGilmore]

"People like that should be put to sleep."

"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin badgers."

"I told those guys, 'Never call chicks broads.'"

All from UHF.

That movie is filled with awesome quotes.
"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system!"

A Christmas Story is loaded with quotable dialog;
this one really reflects my vocabulary...

"Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."

Here a few more I can think of off hand because I'd be here listing the whole script if I could...

"I hate the smell of tapioca" Santa (I use this one at Xmas a lot)
"It...it was...soap poisoning...NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ralphie and his parents
"NOTAFINGA" Ralphie's father
"I went out to face the world again, wiser..." Ralphie (note, I use this one a lot when I realize something isn't as cool as I expected)

A few quotes from A Christmas Story:

"I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."- This describes me on a semi-daily basis.

"Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people."

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

"You used up all the glue on purpose."- Something my grandfather would say, and in fact, probably has at some point.

[Joe]

"Thrill me....."

[Classic Camp]

"People like that should be put to sleep."

"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin badgers."

"I told those guys, 'Never call chicks broads.'"

All from UHF.

That movie is filled with awesome quotes.
"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system!"

A Christmas Story is loaded with quotable dialog;
this one really reflects my vocabulary...

"Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."

Here a few more I can think of off hand because I'd be here listing the whole script if I could...

"I hate the smell of tapioca" Santa (I use this one at Xmas a lot)
"It...it was...soap poisoning...NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ralphie and his parents
"NOTAFINGA" Ralphie's father
"I went out to face the world again, wiser..." Ralphie (note, I use this one a lot when I realize something isn't as cool as I expected)

A few quotes from A Christmas Story:

"I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."- This describes me on a semi-daily basis.

"Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people."

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

"You used up all the glue on purpose."- Something my grandfather would say, and in fact, probably has at some point.

I think the funniest part was,

"Oh my god, I shot my eye out!"

But the whole movie is definitely a Classic.

[Caronte]

troll 2 "oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!" 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

[HappyGilmore]

"People like that should be put to sleep."

"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin badgers."

"I told those guys, 'Never call chicks broads.'"

All from UHF.

That movie is filled with awesome quotes.
"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system!"

A Christmas Story is loaded with quotable dialog;
this one really reflects my vocabulary...

"Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."

Here a few more I can think of off hand because I'd be here listing the whole script if I could...

"I hate the smell of tapioca" Santa (I use this one at Xmas a lot)
"It...it was...soap poisoning...NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ralphie and his parents
"NOTAFINGA" Ralphie's father
"I went out to face the world again, wiser..." Ralphie (note, I use this one a lot when I realize something isn't as cool as I expected)

A few quotes from A Christmas Story:

"I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."- This describes me on a semi-daily basis.

"Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people."

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

"You used up all the glue on purpose."- Something my grandfather would say, and in fact, probably has at some point.

I think the funniest part was,

"Oh my god, I shot my eye out!"

But the whole movie is definitely a Classic.

Definitely a classic.  Despite the amount of hours I've spent watching it, and the fact that there's a 24 hour marathon on Christmas, and the fact I own the dvd and can watch it at any time, I still sit and watch it.

[Andrew]

For the longest time, we had this sound clip on our answering machine:
Woman's voice:  "Sometimes in the night when it does get a little lonely, I reach over and touch it. Then it doesn't seem so lonely anymore."

And another good one:
Johnny: "I think you're just a big bully, picking on people smaller than you are!"
Ro-Man: "Now I will kill you."

And another:
Old Devil: "Give me the book or I'll kill you all."
Monk: "Don't threaten us, and get off our roof!"

[HappyGilmore]

"Don't shoot, I'm deaf or something."-- Don Knotts

"When all these junior psychopaths asked me what I was in for, I had to say I was there because I STOLE A FREAKING ROCK!"-- Tom Arnold

Both from Big Bully

[peter johnson]

Andrew reminded me -- another one from Robot Monster:

Handsome leading man guy to female love interest:

"You're so bossy, you ought to be milked!" --

. . . 'can't make stuff like that up . . .
peter johnson/denny crane

[Flangepart]

" I have two questions for you. Who does your hair and when are they bringing it back?"
Roland T. Flakfizer-BRAIN DONERS.

[KYGOTC]

"I'd say something, but my lips are afraid to be separated".
-An attempt at clever writing from "Children should'nt play with dead things".

[AndyC]

I forgot one of the most quotable movies I know - O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Pappy O'Daniel: "Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth; if she'd seen ya, she'd have died o' shame."

Homer Stokes: "These boys is not white! They ain't even old-timey!"

Homer Stokes: "This band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duty."

Pappy O'Daniel: "Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, braggin' on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy."

Delmar O'Donnell: "The preacher says all my sins is washed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo."
Ulysses Everett McGill: "I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?"
Delmar O'Donnell: "Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that sin's been washed away too."

Washington Hogwallop: "Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T."

Tommy Johnson: "I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil."
Ulysses Everett McGill: "Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."

[Patient7]

I forgot one of the most quotable movies I know - O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Pappy O'Daniel: "Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth; if she'd seen ya, she'd have died o' shame."

Homer Stokes: "These boys is not white! They ain't even old-timey!"

Homer Stokes: "This band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duty."

Pappy O'Daniel: "Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, braggin' on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy."

Delmar O'Donnell: "The preacher says all my sins is washed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo."
Ulysses Everett McGill: "I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?"
Delmar O'Donnell: "Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that sin's been washed away too."

Washington Hogwallop: "Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T."

Tommy Johnson: "I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil."
Ulysses Everett McGill: "Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."

That's a good movie.

[darthchicken]

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!"
That movie was awesome.