Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)

[Neville]

Aim jir to qick us an chew babel gum... bat yur saif for a guail.

[TheDope]

Dolph, honey; just because the counter-person says that shade of
lipstick is "in", doesn't mean it's right for your skin pigment.

[WesFresh14]

"let Me show you how Real men French inhail"

[Inferno]

Yeah he looks manly if you start at his chest and work your way up to his head.
When you hit the hair though, it's insanely hard to keep taking him seriously.

[AndyC]

The Soviets sent their best man to challenge the Gum Fighter.

[asimpson2006]

I must break you... oh wait wrong film.

[Terf]

Dolph tries out his new method of stress relief.

[flackbait]

This poor sap had his bubble busted when he realised that he didn't bring enough for everyone.

[redsneaker]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of ....... oh wait.. found some bubblegum."

[Yaddo 42]

Saved By the Bell's Zac on 'roids.

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In addition to writing and producing Red Scorpion, Jack Abramoff also negotiated the Big Red product placement deal for the film.