In honour of Steven Seagall's birthday

[Trevor]

Made so-so DVD film in South Africa
Damaged several Cape Town build-
-ings with his big bum.

[Mr. DS]

Steven how do we
Tell how you're feeling through one
Facial expression

[Derf]

Steven Seagal is
On Deadly Ground and Marked for Death
But he's Hard to Kill.

Steven Seagal is
Out for a Kill, Out of Reach,
And Out for Justice.

Steven Seagal is
Under Siege, Above the Law
And Pretty in Pink. 

[Caronte]

Neither Jean-Claude
nor Charles Bronson, Steven
kill all the bad guys

[Psycho Circus]

When I am Steven Seagal,
I will break your neck
When I am Steven Seagull,
I will peck you to death