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Trevor
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« on: April 10, 2008, 09:09:46 AM »

Made so-so DVD film in South Africa
Damaged several Cape Town build-
-ings with his big bum.

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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 12:12:42 PM »

Steven how do we
Tell how you're feeling through one
Facial expression
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2008, 09:33:09 PM »

Steven Seagal is
On Deadly Ground and Marked for Death
But he's Hard to Kill.

Steven Seagal is
Out for a Kill, Out of Reach,
And Out for Justice.

Steven Seagal is
Under Siege, Above the Law
And Pretty in Pink. 

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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2008, 12:15:07 PM »

Neither Jean-Claude
nor Charles Bronson, Steven
kill all the bad guys
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2008, 12:32:30 PM »

When I am Steven Seagal,
I will break your neck
When I am Steven Seagull,
I will peck you to death
 TeddyR BounceGiggle TeddyR
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