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Tomb of Anubis Updates - 04/13 - Poultrygeist and The Golden Bat!

Started by AnubisVonMojo, April 13, 2008, 01:13:36 PM

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Not exactly a bulky week for reviews at The Tomb of Anubis, but think of it as quality over quantity... not that the quality was necessarily any better this week than any other week, but you get the idea.

Our two new reviews this week both came from Anubis. On Tuesday he did a review for the much anticipated Troma release Poultrygeist that's currently enjoying a theatrical tour around the country! Featuring all the gore and gross out humor that Troma's made their trademark since the '80s. Don't ask how he got a hold of a copy, it could result in several people being deported... On Friday Anubis came back with a review for Japan's greatest 1960s superhero: The Golden Bat! See a 10,000 year old mummy dressed like Liberace Superman as he throttles space ninjas with his big silver pimp cane! See the giant four-eyed, steel claw handed space hamster despot whose name sounds like a Nazi party clown as he tries to blow up the world and everyone in it, including Sonny Chiba! See the evil super agent whose face looks like Freddy Krueger and who's named after an irritating skin condition!

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge