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Milton and Sweetums

Started by AndyC, April 25, 2008, 08:22:45 AM

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AndyC

April 25, 2008, 08:22:45 AM

"Let me refer you to my complaints department"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

AnubisVonMojo

#1
April 25, 2008, 09:01:26 AM
We wish the happy couple a successful marriage and for anyone interested in buying them a gift, they're registered at Pet Co.!

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"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

TheDope

#2
April 25, 2008, 10:35:21 AM

Man, that is the ugliest, most horrific monster I've ever seen in my life!
...let's see it without the cowboy hat.


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Inferno

#3
April 25, 2008, 09:36:32 PM
Milton: Isn't that the funniest car crash ever?
Sweetum's: I'd stand to see the wheel stuck over the driver's head, but I guess that's pretty sweet.

sideorderofninjas

#4
April 25, 2008, 10:30:15 PM
Hear at Crazy Carl's Used Car Lot, our prices are more insane than our dealers and their imaginary friends..
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Shadow

#5
April 25, 2008, 10:56:15 PM
It's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!
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JJ80

#6
April 27, 2008, 09:03:43 AM
Funnily enough, local delinquents never troubled the car lot.....

CheezeFlixz

#7
April 27, 2008, 03:31:08 PM


Trying to maintain a happy face, neither was very happy with their blind date.

Mr. DS

#8
April 27, 2008, 07:57:30 PM
Milton:  "Oh this furry guy here, he's my wingman.  If you don't sleep with me he'll eat you in a non-erotic way." 
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Joe the Destroyer

#9
May 03, 2008, 04:00:17 AM
"Lemme just give you this bit of advice: when you enlist and you go looking for hookers, stay away from the ones on Monster Island.  Oh, have you met my son, Frank?"

Flangepart

#10
May 05, 2008, 01:18:21 PM
One is a muppet, the other a washed comedian. Their Cops!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Yaddo 42

#11
May 05, 2008, 11:22:38 PM
Sweetums was visibly annoyed at hearing Uncle Miltie's "Took out just enough to win" story over and over.

or

After years of stealing other people's jokes, selling used cars was a natural for Milton.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Flangepart

#12
May 06, 2008, 11:23:36 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on May 05, 2008, 01:18:21 PM
One is a muppet, the other a washed up comedian. Their Cops!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

AndyC

#13
May 07, 2008, 02:27:46 PM
"Just keep smiling. I was the biggest name in television and now I'm doing a cameo in a f**king puppet show. God, I need a drink. Just keep smiling..."
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Count Ratfink

#14
March 18, 2010, 06:30:45 PM
It didn't take long for the U.S. Armed Forces to realize their stroke of genius in featuring Milton Berle and Sweetums as part of USO tours. Milton would joke and entertain the troops, while the sight of Sweetums would send the enemy running like burnt cats. 
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