WORST MOVIE EVER!!

[pjpants]

yeah BREEDERS was terrible but im not sure it was the worst... i mean there have been some just stupid crazy ones out there

[asimpson2006]

Manos was bad, but I think I'll have to be drunk to watch it again.

[pjpants]

i cant remember the name of the movie but it was a foreign movie that featured a guy doing an autopsy were he raped the  corpse with a knife. unless you have ever thought this movie has "not enough vaginal stabbing of a corpse", then i dont think youll be down for it. the only redeeming value is that its like only 15 min long. pointless film were they try to shock you and offend you, however all i got was "wow really?" out of it. cant place the name of it :(

[DistantJ]

i cant remember the name of the movie but it was a foreign movie that featured a guy doing an autopsy were he raped the  corpse with a knife. unless you have ever thought this movie has "not enough vaginal stabbing of a corpse", then i dont think youll be down for it. the only redeeming value is that its like only 15 min long. pointless film were they try to shock you and offend you, however all i got was "wow really?" out of it. cant place the name of it :(

Was it Japanese?

You might want to enquire in the "What Was That Film?" section.

[Raffine]

One of my new favorite bad movies:

SUBURBAN SASQUATCH (2004)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=upBzxKz-j4w&feature=user

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F9Tuse3l2Cc

[Rev. Powell]

i cant remember the name of the movie but it was a foreign movie that featured a guy doing an autopsy were he raped the  corpse with a knife. unless you have ever thought this movie has "not enough vaginal stabbing of a corpse", then i dont think youll be down for it. the only redeeming value is that its like only 15 min long. pointless film were they try to shock you and offend you, however all i got was "wow really?" out of it. cant place the name of it :(

Do you mean AFTERMATH?  This was recently brought up on the "sick and disturbing movies" thread.

[Raffine]

i cant remember the name of the movie but it was a foreign movie that featured a guy doing an autopsy were he raped the  corpse with a knife. unless you have ever thought this movie has "not enough vaginal stabbing of a corpse", then i dont think youll be down for it. the only redeeming value is that its like only 15 min long. pointless film were they try to shock you and offend you, however all i got was "wow really?" out of it. cant place the name of it :(

FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN aka ANY WORHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN (1973) has a lots of similar shenanigans going on - only they don't use a knife.

"To know death Otto, you have to f**k life in the gall bladder." Frankenstein tell his creepy assistant . . .  and so he does.

[indianasmith]

One of my new favorite bad movies:

SUBURBAN SASQUATCH (2004)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=upBzxKz-j4w&feature=user

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F9Tuse3l2Cc

I posted a review of that not long ago . . . it was mind-numbingly bad!!

[CheezeFlixz]

All the films listed here and oh so many more is proof positive that anyone and I do many ANYONE can make a movie. I dare say some of the stuff I've seen could have been shot with a cage full of wold monkey's.

[hellbilly]

BREEDERS - Actually: "Your brain will freeze and eyes will explode because there is no other way of escaping (the brain) devouring dullness wrapped in sticky boredom."  Does kind of sum this one up rather well.

Damn, I really love the 1986 Breeders and I will never part with my DVD 

Breeders used to be a Saturday night video fave back in the day. We would pop in Tim Kincaid's craptastic alien exploitation and do a running MST3K type of commentary and have a blast. We would usually warm up with Jim Kelly's Black Samurai (1977) first, followed by Doris Wishman's A Night To Dismember (1983). Breeders however was the highlight of the evening. Good times 
I'm still puzzled that MGM put this film on DVD, and in 16x9 Widescreen even. Bless 'em!

[Rev. Powell]

BREEDERS - Actually: "Your brain will freeze and eyes will explode because there is no other way of escaping (the brain) devouring dullness wrapped in sticky boredom."  Does kind of sum this one up rather well.

Damn, I really love the 1986 Breeders and I will never part with my DVD 

Breeders used to be a Saturday night video fave back in the day. We would pop in Tim Kincaid's craptastic alien exploitation and do a running MST3K type of commentary and have a blast. We would usually warm up with Jim Kelly's Black Samurai (1977) first, followed by Doris Wishman's A Night To Dismember (1983). Breeders however was the highlight of the evening. Good times 
I'm still puzzled that MGM put this film on DVD, and in 16x9 Widescreen even. Bless 'em!

That's the one where all the naked gals wander around in the vat of alien semen at the end, right?  Not a great movie, but you've got to admire the subtlety of the filmmakers' unique vision.

[Kester Pelagius]

BREEDERS - Actually: "Your brain will freeze and eyes will explode because there is no other way of escaping (the brain) devouring dullness wrapped in sticky boredom."  Does kind of sum this one up rather well.

Which one?

Both, in their own unique way.   

I'm presuming you mean Zombie Island Massacre

That's the one!

Like the man said: Nuke it from orbit!  It's the only way to be sure.

BREEDERS - Actually: "Your brain will freeze and eyes will explode because there is no other way of escaping (the brain) devouring dullness wrapped in sticky boredom."  Does kind of sum this one up rather well.

Damn, I really love the 1986 Breeders and I will never part with my DVD 

Didn't say I didn't like it.  Heck I still have my VHSes of BOTH of 'em!

[Killer Bees]

Ultraviolet
I still can't believe how betrayed I felt watching it and hating it.  That's what I get for being all excited before a movie starts.  I can't tell you what it's about because it has no plot that I can discern.  Milla Jovovich should have known better.

The Gate
Stephen Dorff as a ten year old and something about a hole in the backyard unleashing the monsters of hell.  I watched the trailer and got more out of it.

Enemy At The Gate
I don't usually like war movies anyway, but this Jude Law/Rachel Weisz offering was complete s**te.  And like a mong, I kept sitting there hoping it would get better.

Rosemary's Baby
Hated it.  I know a lot of people think it's a classic, but to me it's just a classic turd fest.  I guess my irrational dislike of Mia Farrow didn't help either.

[CheezeFlixz]

Ultraviolet
I still can't believe how betrayed I felt watching it and hating it.  That's what I get for being all excited before a movie starts.  I can't tell you what it's about because it has no plot that I can discern.  Milla Jovovich should have known better.

Hey I like this movie ... Milla Jovovich ... Milla, oh Milla ....Milla, Milla, Milla. I'm sorry which movie was it?

[asimpson2006]

Ultraviolet
I still can't believe how betrayed I felt watching it and hating it.  That's what I get for being all excited before a movie starts.  I can't tell you what it's about because it has no plot that I can discern.  Milla Jovovich should have known better.

One of the instructor at the karate school I study at said that he saw this and said that he could do the fight scenes in the film better then the people in the film.