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Harry Potter In Trouble

Started by Mr. DS, May 14, 2008, 09:06:21 PM

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Mr. DS


Dumbledore:  "We've all met and we know it was you who farted Harry."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

jdlarch

Sure, Harry...quit magic and become a professional wrestler. But look at what that decision did to these two!
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

asimpson2006

After the meeting of the minds, the elders determined that Harry was not cut out to be a member of the Knights who say Ni.

AndyC

"Harry, if you ever want to be a great wizard, you need a gimmick. Look at these guys....big googly eye, monk robe and pointy beard. Hell, I'm just a lazy slob, but go years without shaving and walk around all day in my bathrobe and I look like a wizard. Now look at yourself."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Flangepart

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Patient7

I don't care if I gave it to you, that doesn't mean you can hide in the girl's bathroom with your invisibility cloak on.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

akiratubo


Harry, we know you really loved the '60s, but that Beatles' haircut has got to go.
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

AndyC

#7
"I tell you Harry, I have not changed into a completely different but similar person. And no, I don't want to hear what you found out about a spell cast on some Muggle named Darren Stevens 40 years ago."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Mr. DS

"Harry, I won't say it again.  Body cavity searches are now mandatory at Hogwarts, bend over and spread em..."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Inferno

The Christians have come calling to "burn the witch" again. You're our chosen sacrifice.

Joe the Destroyer

"...And after I contracted magical chlamydia, it bent this way."

badmovielovers

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!