Harry Potter In Trouble

[Mr. DS]

Dumbledore:  "We've all met and we know it was you who farted Harry."

[jdlarch]

Sure, Harry...quit magic and become a professional wrestler. But look at what that decision did to these two!

[asimpson2006]

After the meeting of the minds, the elders determined that Harry was not cut out to be a member of the Knights who say Ni.

[AndyC]

"Harry, if you ever want to be a great wizard, you need a gimmick. Look at these guys....big googly eye, monk robe and pointy beard. Hell, I'm just a lazy slob, but go years without shaving and walk around all day in my bathrobe and I look like a wizard. Now look at yourself."

[Flangepart]

Dumbledore:  "Pull my magic finger."

[Patient7]

I don't care if I gave it to you, that doesn't mean you can hide in the girl's bathroom with your invisibility cloak on.

[akiratubo]

Harry, we know you really loved the '60s, but that Beatles' haircut has got to go.

[AndyC]

"I tell you Harry, I have not changed into a completely different but similar person. And no, I don't want to hear what you found out about a spell cast on some Muggle named Darren Stevens 40 years ago."

[Mr. DS]

"Harry, I won't say it again.  Body cavity searches are now mandatory at Hogwarts, bend over and spread em..."

[Inferno]

The Christians have come calling to "burn the witch" again. You're our chosen sacrifice.

[Joe the Destroyer]

"...And after I contracted magical chlamydia, it bent this way."

[badmovielovers]

Ummmmm Gang Bang?