Who Saw Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest

[indianasmith]

Dr. Menard . . . how good to see you again!

[Javakoala]

Well, I'm crushed. I just read something somewhere on the Internet (and we all know stuff on the Internet is all true) that Scarlet Fry NEVER EXISTED!!!!!! Apparently, Scarlet was a computer-generated entity, somewhat like Max Headroom, and was created from leftover code from the kid's series Reboot.

That would explain the low quality images, the unfunny humor and the unusual odor of burnt Velveeta.

Two questions remain: Who is gonna tell Scarlet Fry's mom? And...what the HELL has she been breastfeeding for the last 30 years?!?!

[Trevor]

Dr. Menard . . . how good to see you again!

Seconded

[Allhallowsday]

Don't ya just miss threads like this that never go away?

They disappear for a while, but end up rearing their ugly heads again, and again.

Uh...not that I can think of anyone that reminds me of...ahem. 

Maybe that reminds you of... Scarlett Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest??? 

[Trevor]

Apparently, it's available on Amazon for 40 cents: too expensive indeed.

www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/52055/scarlet-frys-junkfood-horrorfest/

[RCMerchant]

Apparently, it's available on Amazon for 40 cents: too expensive indeed.

www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/52055/scarlet-frys-junkfood-horrorfest/

He would have to pay ME to take a copy off his hands-I could use it as a coffee table coaster.

[Trevor]

Apparently, it's available on Amazon for 40 cents: too expensive indeed.

www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/52055/scarlet-frys-junkfood-horrorfest/

He would have to pay ME to take a copy off his hands-I could use it as a coffee table coaster.

LOL 

[Trevor]

Hey Menard, what did you think of the scene in SFJFHF where the Siamese twins were making egg-salad in the air cleaner of that '38 Edsel? I mean, they spent almost 10 minutes on that scene, and as it turned out they ended up feeding it to that little three-legged dog, who just barfed it up anyways. When that hitchhiker with the cheap toupee and the bola tie stepped in the barf, I thought the Sheriff was going to arrest him for vagrancy or littering or maybe even public intoxication. Anyways, what exactly was it that the Sheriff said to that blind woman, the sound was so horrible I couldn't make it out, and the camera shook WAY too hard to read his lips, , even if he didn't have that huge mustache. The way they kept jumping back and forth between the scene of the bunny rabbit that was stuck in the washing machine and the obese Chinese woman draining the pus from her bedsores made it even harder to follow, but I believe there is a scene missing right where the film seemed to break, otherwise, who brought all those fire extinguishers? 

LOL + XD

[Trevor]

Please see the official website at www.XXXX.com."

Uh-oh: that link takes me to www.freelancer.com to hire people to work online, not to Scarlett Fry. 

[Trevor]

Could someone please buy me a copy of this on the original 8mm master and send it to me: I can't project the film but I can use it to keep me clean undies in. 

[Trevor]

Bump

[indianasmith]

Anyone who is having a bad day should read this entire thread.

[Trevor]

So did anyone get the special edition DVD?  Supposedly they have 90 minutes of commentary from Harvey Fierstein.

Wasn't on mine, I had a deleted scene involving a goose and some Lego blocks. 

Mine had both. It cost a little extra, but to worth it to hear Harvey relate the story about where he hid the Lego blocks when the cops pulled him and the goose over for drunk driving. Apparently the goose had a long history of driving drunk. Damned geese anyway.

[Trevor]

I hear that the sequel - Scarlet Fry's Underpants Crapolafest  - will be shot in South Africa in December.*

* I don't know what or who will be shot here and in which December, but I know something will happen. 

[Dennis]

I hear that the sequel - Scarlet Fry's Underpants Crapolafest  - will be shot in South Africa in December.*

* I don't know what or who will be shot here and in which December, but I know something will happen. 

I remember discussing this sequel with Nicholas Webster and his wife Diana at the first screening of Manbeast, Myth or Monster. He was quite excited about a new film talent from South Africa, he kept saying that a Mr. T was going to be world famous some day. Alas, Mr. Webster left us in 2006 so we will never see his vision of "HMS Crapolafest". He said that was just a working title and would probably change.