Who Saw Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest

[indianasmith]

This thread is Exhibit A of why I love this forum so very much.
Seriously, for all newcomers, go back and read this from page 1.
It's worth your time!

[Trevor]

Poor old SF has - 20 karma!

[RCMerchant]

Poor old SF has - 20 karma!

"Frankly,Scarlet,I don't give a karma!"

That happens to be a line in Scarlet Fry's new opus,GONE WITH THE WINDBAG,starring Donald Trump ,Tammy Faye Baker,and the ghost of Morton Downey Jr.

[indianasmith]

I think this thread is more entertaining than any of his movies.

[javakoala]

I heard Scarlet Fry was trying to raise funding for his zombie version of Citizen Kane with an all dwarf cast, but he came up a bit short.

[Trevor]

I heard Scarlet Fry was trying to raise funding for his zombie version of Citizen Kane with an all dwarf cast, but he came up a bit short.

[Trevor]

Im becoming a fan & have decided to use his name as my Handle Go to www.myspace.com/pretoriousprod to read up on this guys new film, Id love to talk with others wo have seen this junk.

Actually, you are Walter Ruether - the director - correct?  So this post is a blatant fabrication, and an attempt to create viral marketing by misleading people.  Either satisfactorily explain yourself here, via pm or email to me or I will ban your account and delete all of your posts.

I hate this sort of deception.

He was supposedly marketing some other guy's film and then Andrew went and busted him. 

[Trevor]

A bad couple of nights?  It looks like he's been dead for a month and somebody just propped him up to take the picture. 

Until it's proven otherwise, I';m just going to assume anything "done" by this fellow was really done by some guys propping him up and waving him around Weekend at Bernies style. 

[indianasmith]

I also heard Scarlett Fry is re-making THE SOUND OF MUSIC in a daring new format, with no songs whatsoever and an all-zombie cast!

[Trevor]

I also heard Scarlett Fry is re-making THE SOUND OF MUSIC in a daring new format, with no songs whatsoever and an all-zombie cast!

Aw, no: "The Hills Are Dead With The Sound of Brain Chomping" 

[indianasmith]

If this film is a success*, he will be re-imagining John Wayne's classic THE ALAMO, only the Mexicans will all be vampires and the Texian defenders will all be werewolves . . . and Santa Anna will SPARKLE!!!   





*By Scarlett Fry standards, that means if more than ten people actually pay real money to own the DVD.

[Trevor]

If this film is a success*, he will be re-imagining John Wayne's classic THE ALAMO, only the Mexicans will all be vampires and the Texian defenders will all be werewolves . . . and Santa Anna will SPARKLE!!!   





*By Scarlett Fry standards, that means if more than ten people actually pay real money to own the DVD.

And no South Africans in the cast 

[Olivia Bauer]

I was exploring somebody's karma changing history and found this on accident. I was surprised to see the most recent post was in December. Wow.
If only I could decipher Scarletfry's broken English. 

[Trevor]

Bump for anyone to read if they're feeling low.

[Trevor]

I heard that the three way love scene between Michael Caine, Glenn Close, and Jack Black was truly Oscar material.  However, the Academy felt the scene's inclusion of numerous stuffed "Winnie the Pooh" bears was too controversial for an awards ceremony.

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