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Jack Nicholson

Started by trekgeezer, May 16, 2008, 12:34:25 PM

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Patient7

Quote from: badmovielovers on May 17, 2008, 05:49:57 PM
Now if us girls have to wear bras he does too!!! :bluesad:

Who says you have to  :twirl:


p.s. I am really REALLY sorry if that offends you.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

Flangepart

Even Jack can't conquor the evil of man boobs.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

AllisonSNLKid

HEEEEEERRRRRE'S BOOBIES!

It's like people only do things because they get paid.  And that's just really sad.

sprite75


"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt...So sexy it hurts..."
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

The Burgomaster



Fun fact:  Jack Nicholson was Angie Dickinson's body double in DRESSED TO KILL.
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

CheezeFlixz


Now say this with your best Jack Nicholson impression.
You see I've had so much poontang in my day, that their tits wore off on me. HeHeHeHe.
You know this isn't the only footlong I've got. HeHeHeHe.

retrorussell

Quote from: CheezeFlixz on June 24, 2008, 11:04:21 PM


To celebrate his newfound boobs, Jack decides to try out for the Laker Cheerleaders.  Somewhere, Paula Abdul is crying.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah


wait, this taste like sedatives that Nurse.....MY GOD< SHE WANTS ME BACK IN THAT HELL HOLE!!!
yeah no.

venomx



It's a "special sandwich". It slowly turns you into the Toxic Avenger.

AndyC

In case you were wondering what all play and no work would make Jack.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

sprite75

I once ate breakfast like this in front of 4,000 Cubans.  Haven't seen any of them since.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Hammock Rider




"Wait'll they get a load of me...."

Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

JayJayM12

Just before he died, Heath Ledger was quoted as saying, "I warned him."
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

The Burgomaster

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."