Jack Nicholson

[trekgeezer]

I hope this picture doesn't cause anyone to go blind.

"I has a sandwich!!"

[AndyC]

They're remaking Every Which Way But Loose. No word yet on who's playing Clyde.

[Ash]

"Five dollar.....Five dollar foot looong!..."



(from that Subway TV commercial that plays 10,000 times a day)

[TheDope]

Gee, Kathy Bates looks awful.

[Mr. DS]

Bea Arthur gone wild. 

[Patient7]

Here's a Johnny for you.

[Mr. DS]

Jack Nicholson tried to be Subway's new "Jared" but realized eating an Italian sub with the works was the wrong idea. 

[akiratubo]

... and I STILL get more p***y than you!

[Inferno]

Jack Nicholson's DNA reconstituted in a Gorilla body.

[Patient7]

Thank God Heath Ledger managed to be The Joker before this guy could snatch up the role again.

[SynapticBoomstick]

The reason trekgeezer isn't invited to my party

[Neville]

I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me.

[badmovielovers]

Now if us girls have to wear bras he does too!!!

[sideorderofninjas]

Marlon Brando is still alive? 

[AndyC]

Nicholson prepares for the role of King Louie in Disney's new live-action Jungle Book.