Hitchcock!

[TheDope]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the star of one my new movies
...Mister Anthony Perkins.  Say hello, Anthony.

[AndyC]

That's why he's known as the master of suspense. Watch him suspend a plucked duck with style and grace.

[sideorderofninjas]

Good evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvening, I thought I'd introduce the main entree for dinner to everyone...

[AllisonSNLKid]

Good EEEEEEVENING!  The plot of my next film is a re-working of "The Birds."  This time, beware of plucked ducks!

[Inferno]

[groucho]Say the secret werd and the duck comes down[/groucho]

[Neville]

Hirchcock's career capsized after impatient viewers demanded to see the McGuffin beforehand.

[AndyC]

Somebody's got to say it:

"He's a dead duck."

[Flangepart]

Being a corpse dosn't mean not wearing proper neckware..

[Goji_girl]

I'd like you all to meet my wife

[CheezeFlixz]

Mr. Hitchcock's first attempt at the movie "The Birds" didn't quite have the scare factor he was looking for.

[JJ80]

The first casting call for Norman Bates's Mother was not a great success.

[Brother Buzzard]

He's a quack!

[Wortcov]

this is your brain on drugs

[AndyC]

Alfred's Joe Penner imitation always went over big at parties.

[Joe the Destroyer]

How about that?  Two cocks in one picture, and it's still G-rated.