New York Teen Blames DUI Arrest on Kiss With Drunk Boy

[CheezeFlixz]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361152,00.html
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-lidrun0530,0,6039849.story

This clearly falls under the "Yeah, right!" column.

Really, officer I was kissing a drunk guy and that's why my blood is twice the legal limit.

Looks a little glassy eyed to me.