Like I'll ever win one of these...

But my fave is the review of
Maleorvs, oddly enough.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/maleorvs/Why, in God's name, I can hear you ask, would this be my favorite review out of all the other worthwhile cinematic ruminations? Because I am one of those movie geeks who appreciates the extremely rare, lowest-possible-budgeted, made-by-your-buddies movies that has gumption if not production values. The effort is enough. Sometimes. Even if the result is less-so. That is the whole essence of badmovies.org, and the reason I continue to visit this site, and read the joyfully endless pages of reviews.
...and I still want a copy of
Maleorvs. Seriously.
