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God arrested for selling cocaine by a church

Started by sprite75, June 24, 2008, 10:01:58 PM

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sprite75

June 24, 2008, 10:01:58 PM
Tampa, Florida police announced that they have arrested God for selling cocaine by a church.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

CheezeFlixz

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June 24, 2008, 10:29:33 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on June 24, 2008, 10:01:58 PM
Tampa, Florida police announced that they have arrested God for selling cocaine by a church.

And here I thought God was all knowing.

Sister Grace

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June 29, 2008, 07:27:59 AM
I would figure that God would've seen it coming; or did God pre-ordain himself to be arrested?
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Mr. DS

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June 29, 2008, 11:09:26 AM
Well from the looks of things, someone may be saying "oh god" in the prison shower room. 
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