"I like turtles too!!"

[indianasmith]

Caught this beauty yesterday in the river while arrowhead hunting.  Who's got the best caption for this shot?

[Saucerman]

(avoiding the obvious joke of the tail looking like a penis...)

"I dunno either, the bottom half of his shell just fell off!"

[Patient7]

(avoiding the obvious joke of the tail looking like a penis...)

Wow, it does.


Turtle: Could you put me down, I need to go download something, of course on DSL.  What?  You use Comcast!  Bah!  That's far too fast for me and my wife.

[Jack]

Fresh ingredients are key to any recipe, none moreso than Indiana's twice fried turtle.

[AndyC]

"Look, I can make him fly! Gameraaaaa! Gameraaaa!"

[The Burgomaster]

At participating McDonald's, for a limited time only, the McTortoise.   

[Rev. Powell]

Teddy Roosevelt's great-great-grandson had a much more laid back attitude towards big game hunting.

[indianasmith]

Thanks for the captions!

[CheezeFlixz]

Maw, git da pot ta simmerin' we're havin' turtle vittles ta'nite.
or
While exploring the wilds of southeast Asia IndianaSmith discovered the secret meaning of Long Shlong River.
or
Your Honor, you'll see in Exhibit "A" the defendant is clearly engaged in Turtle porn.

[Ash]

Indiana re-enacts the controversial turtle scene from Cannibal Holocaust

[Joe the Destroyer]

Gamera is really neat!  He is filled with turtle meat!

[BTM]

Seriously though, is that turtle's bottom shell missing?  Is that normal did something happen to the poor guy? 

Never seen a turtle like that before...

[AndyC]

You know, with your backpack straps matching your shorts like that, it looks like you're wearing lederhosen.

[Mr. DS]

Turtle to his friends:  Here is a slide of myself with a rare specimen from my last summer vacation...

[Texdar]

Indianasmith is excited!  He has material for a new hat now.