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"I like turtles too!!"

Started by indianasmith, June 26, 2008, 03:47:58 PM

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Dr. Whom

Look! I finally caught something with my bare hands!
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

ghouck

I'm gonna make a new hat outta this here turtle, my old one has lost its pizazz. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

AndyC

The somewhat less successful Turtle Dundee.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Jack

Ya just give 'em a good whack over the head with a stick and, as you can see, they become quite docile.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Ash

Quote from: AndyC on June 27, 2008, 08:28:30 AM
You know, with your backpack straps matching your shorts like that, it looks like you're wearing lederhosen.

Hilarious!   :teddyr:
Definitely gotta give you karma for that one.   :thumbup:

ghouck

Quote from: BTM on June 27, 2008, 06:43:09 AM

Seriously though, is that turtle's bottom shell missing?  Is that normal did something happen to the poor guy? 

Never seen a turtle like that before...

I don't think there's anyhing missing, I think the bottom of that species just has an very light colored bottom. I don't thing turtles can luve with their shell missing, but I could be wrong.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ghouck

Said in a George W Bush voice: "See, this here is from the future! It's a frisbee, but they made this one with LEGS, so you don't have to chase it. That's what's bad about frisbee, is that you throw it, , then you gotta go get it. It's almost as bad as one of them boomarangs, except it doesn't hit you in the head"
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

jdlarch

It's a miracle! If you look closely at the markings on his underside you can clearly see the face of Kenny from South Park!
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

ghouck

Ok, I have to say it, I expected someone else to go there, but I guess not.

"The captor, jealous of the size of the turtle's wee-wee, shakes the poor reptile in frustration"
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

WingedSerpent

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Quote from: ghouck on June 27, 2008, 03:03:26 PM
Quote from: BTM on June 27, 2008, 06:43:09 AM

Seriously though, is that turtle's bottom shell missing?  Is that normal did something happen to the poor guy? 

Never seen a turtle like that before...

I don't think there's anyhing missing, I think the bottom of that species just has an very light colored bottom. I don't thing turtles can luve with their shell missing, but I could be wrong.

If I'm correct that's a species of soft shelled turtles-so yes it supposed to look that way.

A turtle's shell is it's backbone and ribcage, so no, one cant live with the shell missing.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...