The Olympics.....

[Zapranoth]

Olympic Starcraft.     

"And now.. Team Korea!"   

[Patient7]

Olmpic Gardening.

Olympic Starcraft.     

"And now.. Team Korea!"   

How about Olympic World of Warcraft!

[AndyC]

Olmpic Gardening.

Olympic Starcraft.     

"And now.. Team Korea!"   

How about Olympic World of Warcraft!

Nobody would even have to leave home.

[ulthar]

Olympic Text Messaging
Olympic IRC
Olympic Image Editing (with GIMP or Photoshop divisions)
Olympic Network Configuration
Olympic Guitar Restringing
Olympic Vacuum Bag Changing

Why not make Olympic Commentating an Olympic Sport?

[Mr. DS]

I think Kenny Vs. Spenny competitions should be looked at for inspiration...
Who can blow the loudest fart?
Who do gay men perfer?
Who can go the longest without a boner?
Who can make the better porno?
Who can stand up the longest?
Who can stay blindfolded the longest?
Who can drink the most without puking? 
Who can stay tied to a goat the longest?

[AndyC]

Olympic nose picking. That would be a tough one to judge, since you'd have to look at technique, speed, size and consistency of the booger, how cleanly it came out and how it was disposed of (flicked, wiped, eaten, etc.) Kind of like gymnastics or figure skating, I suppose.

[ulthar]

Olympic Eraser Chewing
Olympic Repetitive Use of the Word "Like"
Olympic Eyebrow Raising
Olympic Dry Coughing

[Jack]

Olympic nose picking. That would be a tough one to judge, since you'd have to look at technique, speed, size and consistency of the booger, how cleanly it came out and how it was disposed of (flicked, wiped, eaten, etc.) Kind of like gymnastics or figure skating, I suppose.

And then there'd be a huge scandal where the judges were being paid off.  I can just see it now.

[Patient7]

Olympic Looking Like A Total Prick As You Talk Loudly On Your Cell Phone While In A Large Crowd Of People.

[AndyC]

Olympic Looking Like A Total Prick As You Talk Loudly On Your Cell Phone While In A Large Crowd Of People.

Who knows? That guy annoying everyone in the elevator might just be in training.

[Mr. DS]

Olympic Looking Like A Total Prick As You Talk Loudly On Your Cell Phone While In A Large Crowd Of People.

I say extra points should be awarded for guys donning the headset. 

[AndyC]

It would have to be done over a wide area, like a marathon. The competitors need access to parks, shopping malls, restaurants, movie theatres, etc.