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Sho'nuff goes to the movies

Started by Underbelly, July 08, 2008, 03:39:40 PM

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Underbelly

You want Bad Movies?  Here is the worse scene from the worse movie of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--N1Q8D6dqE

I challenge anyone to find something worse!

AnubisVonMojo

Errrr, you do remember where you're posting this, right? Off the top of my head I could name you 30 or 40 worse movies. Do the names Larry Buchanan, Uwe Boll, or the Polonia Brothers mean anything to you?  :tongueout:

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

RCMerchant

A challange! (And an easy winnable one at that!)
Try MANOS-the HANDS of FATE,BLOOD FREAK, DR. TERRORS GALLERY of HORRORS ,PSYCHED by the 4-D WITCH....or....the entirly stupid LEGEND of BLOOD MOUNTAIN (1965)...

(this is one of the BETTER scenes...the scene of Bestoink dreaming of cookies is excruiatingly long and tedious!)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-YmyN_2LwfU

or...HORRORS!...ONE MILLION AC/DC!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uVrUYah6dPU





Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Derf

Personally, I really enjoy The Last Dragon, cheesy dialog and all. In fact, I own it. There are hundreds of less watchable movies out there, including quite a few "A" pictures.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Underbelly

All very good points. Personally I think Last Dragon in my top ten, if not number one. I remember watching this scene with Sho'nuff and laughing at the silliness. I think I took in account that it is not a really low budget file like Mantos or an Ed Wood film and if you take all those really cheesy low budget epic, Dragon might fall a bit short.



AnubisVonMojo

Quote from: Underbelly on July 09, 2008, 09:41:29 AM
it is not a really low budget file like Mantos.

Mantos, the Fresh Maker!  :teddyr:

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

RCMerchant

Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on July 09, 2008, 05:58:08 PM
Quote from: Underbelly on July 09, 2008, 09:41:29 AM
it is not a really low budget file like Mantos.

Mantos, the Fresh Maker!  :teddyr:

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :twirl: PMP! (I just made that up....p**s My Pants)
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant