Please help find info about a brilliant Russian erotica studio

[ghouck]

I just want to say you guys to know you're making me damn proud. Cheeze, RC, Rev, Allhallowsd, Darksider, Andy, Trevor, Dean,  *sniff sniff*, you're all grown up now, *sniff sniff*, harrassing spammers and making me proud. I feel like a big momma bird when all the little birds leave the nest and start out on their own *sniff sniiff, sob sob*. And look at RC: Posting that weird picture, and it's not even a picture of Bela Lugosi, how he's grown up *sob sob*.

Anyways, One should also look up the "Mr Hands" videos, Kenneth Pinyan is kind of a hero of mine, I think one will find his work, , interesting. Anyways, Does anyone have the bolt-up diagram for the exhaust system for a 1963 Rambler sedan? I seem to have gotten a waterbuffalo lodged in mine, and I'm going to need some help. While I was under there, I noticed a family of chitlins had made a nest there, and I really don't want to disturb them too much. They're a viscious little critter, but their fur is worth a fortune.

[Torgo]

Hi there everybody! Me and my wife are looking for advice from experienced movie buffs who have a decent knowledge of and simply know their way around the movie entertainment industry not only in US, but also in Europe or anywhere in the world. There was a number of beautiful, really high-class erotica movies that we found abroad, so we wanted to share with you guys our insights, and see if you could help us find any of the movies we encountered and liked, but available here in the United States.

For me and my wife, when it comes to forming our judgment about the movies we want to see, what we are very interested in is beautiful erotica, like 9 1/2 weeks, Nine Songs, then some of the Andrew Blake's softcore erotica films and others. I work as a business consultant for IT industry, and just last week me and my wife came back from a business trip to Russia. While in Moscow and Saint Petersburg, we had a chance to visit local DVD stores. Please don't get me wrong here, I am not talking about the adult smut DVD stores, but rather about mainstream Russian DVD stores. I picked up a few erotica DVDs from Sergey Loginov's Russian studio called Strawberry. It seems like we have uncovered a little known pearl of erotica because what we saw so far was so beautiful and original that both of us were very delighted and surprised. The problem here is that we can't find anything from Strawberry for sale in the States.

I realize not many will know much about the topic, because I spoke with a few of my Russian friends while still back in Moscow, and it appears that these movies are considered to be independent special interest types even among Russians. Wherever I turn to, there seems to be no complete answer to my searches. We've been looking everywhere for the info, and even found a Wikipedia article about Russian erotica, which did mention Strawberry studio and referred to a web site of Hot Specialty, www.hotspecialty.com that I honestly, have never heard of before.

So we only have tiny bits and pieces from the whole picture, but long to learn more and buy their movies. And we can't really wait for another trip because with my tight schedule I will most likely not find myself anywhere near Europe for the next year or so. The thing is, professional, artistic erotica is such a rare phenomenon, that we pretty much exhausted all of its sources in the Western hemisphere. Me and my wife together watched everything Amazon had to offer, bought all we could (there wasn't much, really) in little specialty video stores in Boston and NYC. We have The Voyeur with Francesco Casale, Irreversible with Monica Belucci, Emmanuelle,  Cheeky, Lie With Me, all Vintage Erotica collections - the list could go on forever, but the thing is that we've watched all there was for sale in the States... Any new source of classy erotica, be it European, or any other kind of erotica, gives my wife a real rush, and makes me very happy too. It's so hard to find beautiful, refined erotic movies these days, and the new Russian stuff very much intrigued us... I feel disheartened to see how much money is poured into the porn industry. Artistic genius of  erotica certainly deserves more attention than it's given today. Erotica is a healthy movie genre that helps married and/or loving couples to invigorate their sexual lives, discover their inner sexuality, enliven and renew their intimacy. I was so thrilled to find something new in Russia and I don't want to let it slip away. I guess the topic indeed is a dark horse, but any information, even the slightest bit of it will help. Thanks to all, there are no words that could sufficiently describe our appreciation of your help.

[AndyC]

Does anyone have the bolt-up diagram for the exhaust system for a 1963 Rambler sedan? I seem to have gotten a waterbuffalo lodged in mine, and I'm going to need some help.

Yeah, the '63s were bad for that. Go to a wrecker and see if you can get the brackets off a '67. Failing that, try Mighty Putty. Billy Mays says it can do anything, and he seems like a trustworthy guy. Maybe he should try selling Russian porn.....uh.....erotica (classier than porn).

[CheezeFlixz]

Does anyone have the bolt-up diagram for the exhaust system for a 1963 Rambler sedan? I seem to have gotten a waterbuffalo lodged in mine, and I'm going to need some help.

Yeah, the '63s were bad for that. Go to a wrecker and see if you can get the brackets off a '67. Failing that, try Mighty Putty. Billy Mays says it can do anything, and he seems like a trustworthy guy. Maybe he should try selling Russian porn.....uh.....erotica (classier than porn).

Plumper porn ...

If Mighty Putty doesn't work (which it should), try the Herculie's Hooks and give it a good scrubbing with Oxy Clean try cleaning the inside with the Awesome Auger, hopefully it won't go KaBoom.  Remember if you can't use all your mighty Putty at once, store it in Debbie Meyer's Green Bags, it'll stay fresher longer, guaranteed. 

[AndyC]

Hercules hooks are amazing. They have the strength of Hercules, who could apparently only lift about 300 pounds.

[Captain Tars Tarkas]

Hmmmm....no luck in locating the movies...but I DID get an exclusive photo of one of there stars....Helgatha Frankenballer...



.....boy-such a pearl of Strawberry yummy erotica.  I believe she was in Andy C does Ontario...!

Hmmm...




I prefer Ukrainian porn, or maybe Kyrgyzstan porn if I feel my porn has too many vowels in the name.

[ghouck]

The 67 was never offered with the Everflow high-temp induction inducing sport exhaust, I should have beed more clear on what I needed. I will try some mighty putty, My wife bougt some Crazy Glue, and although it works well for adhering a hardhat to structural red iron, it is completely useless for the kind of precision needed with teh 63 Rambler. Possibly it is the beryllium coating. If Billy Mays says it's good, then that's good enough for me. Coincidently enough, When Kenneth Pinyan made his last film, the boom mike assembly was, get this, the #2 exhaust pipe from the 62-67 Rambler, with the mic attached with mighty putty, AND, the mic itself was a modified authentic Ronco "Mr Microphone". Apparently his last words were to the efect of: "Well, here's some damage that even Mighty Putty can't fix". A sad day for us all.

Speaking of Chitlins, I am considering trying my hand at stage theater. I have contacted a costume designer, and am considering for the first act of my play to be "The Chitlin Mating Dance". I envision a complete mating ritual, up to and including the part where the chitlins have already mated and the female throws all three males out of the burrow. I also theorize that this may be why chitlins are the only beings other than humans that commit armed robbery.

As for luring chitlins out of anyplace you do not want them, the lure of chitlin is a kind of "Wakk, wakka, wakka, piichow, piichow, zappa zappa, moon unit, pueblo pueblo pueblo bang-bonio" sound. I wonder if they had something to do with my collision with the waterbuffalo?

[AndyC]

Just to clarify, are chitlins of the same genus as the haggis? The haggis is, of course, indigenous to Scotland, and has three legs of varying length, allowing it to better stand on the sides of the hills there. I'm not a zoologist by any means, but it seems these two animals must have a similar origin. Maybe I'll call Billy Mays and ask him.

By the way, have you tried Duralube in your Rambler? I understand it improves gas mileage so much your tank actually gets fuller as you drive. It's also good for shining up old cars in junkyards, and every bottle is decorated with a little popup World Trade Center made from zinc recovered from the Hindenburg and signed by Richard Petty. I got mine free with a four-disc set of Adam West duets. Almost as good as Russian erotica (porn), but not quite as good as Charlotte McFly's Dunkbooth Bonerfest.

[ghouck]

Yes, Chitlins and Haggis are the same thing, Kinda like how Elephants, Elephant Sharks, and Elephant Eels are the same. On land, they're called Elephants, when they're in the water, they're called Elephant Eels, and they are called Elephant Sharks when they're flying. They are called Chitlins when they dwell in the city, Haggis when in the country. I'm not sure Billy Mays can help, what with him being colorblind and all. What a tragic accident that was.

I have not tried duralube on the rambler, except to wipe down the dash and steering wheel with it. I did try it on the wife, not too bad once you get used to the taste.

[Mr. DS]

Actually guys I'm happy to announce that there are several Russian beastiality films involving the creature aleady mentioned in your conversation. 

[AndyC]

Actually guys I'm happy to announce that there are several Russian beastiality films involving the creature aleady mentioned in your conversation. 

Billy Mays?

[Mr. DS]

Actually guys I'm happy to announce that there are several Russian beastiality films involving the creature aleady mentioned in your conversation. 

Billy Mays?

Couldn't you imagine him shelling that video on an infomercial. 

"I'M BILLY MAYES AND THIS IS THE TAPE OF ME MAKING THE SWEETEST LOVE MONEY CAN BUY.  WATCH AS I GO BACK AND FORTH........SIDE TO SIDE......AND PLEASE THE LADY'S ENDROGENOUS ZONES LIKE NO ONE ELSE CAN." 

[CheezeFlixz]

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

CALL NOW IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES YOU CAN RECEIVE FREE! FAT ROLLS AND HOLES - TRUE FINE EROTICA PLUMBER PORN, just pay processing and handling.

[AndyC]

"WATCH AS I ROLL WITH THOSE PLUMPERS THROUGH GRASS, BACON GREASE, COAL TAR AND CRUDE OIL, THEN KABOOM! I'M DONE! AND WHAT A MESS! JUST MIX OXY-CLEAN WITH A LITTLE WATER AND WATCH AS THOSE HEAVY HONEYS CLEAN UP GOOD AS NEW!"

[Ash]

"AND AS AN ADDED BONUS I'LL THROW IN 10 PAPER BAGS TO PUT OVER THOSE HEAVY HONEY'S HEADS!"