OBAMA MOCKED IN BRIT PAPER: 'He ventured forth to bring light to the world'...

[CheezeFlixz]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/gerard_baker/article4392846.ece

All politics aside this is hilarious! I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

[indianasmith]

That's pretty doggone hilarious!

[CheezeFlixz]

That's pretty doggone hilarious!

It reminded me of passages from Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ..."

[Trevor]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/gerard_baker/article4392846.ece

All politics aside this is hilarious! I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

I loved the "great prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar" line. 

[AndyC]

"King Bill the Priapic" cracks me up.