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A loss for words...

Started by sprite75, July 25, 2008, 09:52:35 PM

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sprite75



Years later, when Leia's daughter uncovered this old recording from Hoth, Leia, Luke, Han, and Chewbacca were all at a loss for words over how to explain to the girl why her mother was kissing Uncle Luke like that.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

sideorderofninjas

Chewie growling: "Who's the scruffy nerf-herder?  Better to call Jerry Springer now..."
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indianasmith

(Yoda Voice)  "Deep trouble young Skywalker is in.  Making out with sister he is."
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Psycho Circus

Chewie: "We gotta put this on the interweb!"

Han: "Yeah, it sure beats that bestiality video you made"

Mr. DS

Unknown to the general population, Han and Chewie had a thing for voyeurism. 
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SPazzo

+1 for Luke and Leia

Total score:
Riff-Raff and Columbia - 0
Luke and Leia - 1

Thank you for playing sibling movie incest.

paula

those internet pictures ALWAYS come back to bite you!

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AndyC

Cue the John Williams version of Duelling Banjos.
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retrorussell

#8
Since the prequels ended, George Lucas thought of exploring the "hawt" potential of Luke and Leia's incestuous kiss.  In the next film, Luke and Leia marry, move to some swamp property on Dagobah and raise two inbred children, Billy Bob and Bobby Jo.  Unlike their father, they do not learn the ways of Jedi Knighthood, but instead take to hunting gators, chewing tobacco and stilling moonshine.
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