The aftermath

[sprite75]

Oh, hell.  Mr. Worf's Klingon chili has given me the mother of all Maalox moments!

[Rev. Powell]

I knew I shouldn't have gone to dinner in full costume!  Hopefully if I cover my face and insignia, those Trekkies over there won't recognize me.

[indianasmith]

How can I tell Commander Riker that EVERYONE can see he's wearing Counsellor Troi's bra under his uniform?

[akiratubo]

Mr. Stewart, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga just took over the Star Trek franchise!  Aren't you excited?  Mr. Stewart?

[Mr. DS]

"Ok, I know I left the keys to the Enterprise somewhere but WHERE???"

[Flangepart]

Bajorin head massage grows hair? What a load of maerd...

[asimpson2006]

I knew spending that time with a Klingon Lady of the night would come back to bite me in the end.  Who knew the condom was defective.

[AndyC]

In an act of desperation, Picard attempts to blind the hostile aliens taking over the bridge.

[warlock92346]

I wish KirK, Janeway, and Sisko were here, they would know what to do!

[warlock92346]

What, I have to solve this one one my own without having a meeting where the crew gives me the answer and we baffle the audience with Techno babble until we pull an ending out of our butts in the last five minutes of the show.

[JJ80]

Picard always felt the same after conversing with Wesley Crusher!

[sideorderofninjas]

Picard's reaction to seeing Data's musical dance: Sweet Transisitor from Transvestite Trannsylvania

[TheDope]

SHIP COMPUTER - Captain, incoming transmission from a...William Shatner.

PICARD - Oh God...tell him I'm not here....

[ghouck]

Man I was SOOO wasted last night, , , of all the women like Troi, Beverly, or even some of those hot, young ensigns there were to choose from, , I had to sleep with Guinan. I'm never going to live this down. Well, at least I did it with the only woman Riker hadn't banged yet, , and probably never would. .

[Doggett]

Counsellor Tori's mother is on board again.