Woman who had puppies cloned once made a missionary her bedroom slave...

[sprite75]

I learned today that Bernann McKinney - the lady who cloned her dog Booger - once went to the UK where she and a male accomplice captured a Mormon missionary, handcuffed the guy to a bed, and then McKinney proceeded to make the missionary her sex slave.

[indianasmith]

OK, maybe the B movies have come to life and are overrunning the world.  What could we call this one? 

ZOLTAN, HOUND OF DRACULA MEETS ORGAZMO?

[sprite75]

The Boggy Creek Menace - perhaps?

[CheezeFlixz]

From the looks of her, that's the only way she'd get sex would be to chain some one down.

[Patient7]

From the looks of her, that's the only way she'd get sex would be to chain some one down.

Don't forget about personalitywise, she cloned her dogs too, definite chain down situation.

[AndyC]

Yeah, she was hoping people could focus on the positive (actually kind of pathetic) news story and not dredge up ancient history. Sure, we all did crazy things in our youth, getting drunk, smoking grass, kidnapping and raping Mormons. Why is everybody picking on her? I think the evidence all points to the same conclusion most of us were drawing from the cloning story. This woman is as dumb as a stump.

Maybe the dog was just a warmup, and she's got a skin sample from her unwilling sweety-pie waiting for the real experiment. OK, maybe I don't want to even contemplate that idea, even as a joke, since it would probably involve child abuse. Yecch.

[Eyesore]

OK, lets get this straight, when she was in her mid 20's.....

"She and a male accomplice were accused of abducting the 21-year-old missionary as he went door to door, taking him to a rented 17th-century "honeymoon cottage" in Devon and chaining him spread-eagle to a bed with several pairs of mink-lined handcuffs.

There, investigators say, he was repeatedly forced to have sex with McKinney before he was able to escape and notify police."
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According to legend, many missionaries died from disease, hostile natives, and animal attacks (some were eaten by the latter two). This guy was "forced to have sex with" a former Miss Wyoming brandishing mink-lined handcuffs?

Livin' the clean life really pays off...

[Trevor]

Sure, we all did crazy things in our youth, getting drunk, smoking grass, kidnapping and raping Mormons.

I plead not guilty, Your Honour, especially to the last charge. 

[the master]

she looks like a psycho b*****