THE GREENSKEEPER (2002)

[indianasmith]

This was just a good old piece of sleazy, cheezy B-movie fun!!!

You have an assistant greenskeeper geek named Allen with an uber-hot, abusive girlfriend who is on the brink of dumping him, a hot Latina waitress that he nourishes a secret crush on, a boozy, pot-smoking smart aleck black guy who is the head greenskeeper, a gang of dope-using, over libidinous kids that want to sneak into the country club for an after-hours party, a club owner who is Geek Boy's step-dad, Allen's boozy mom, and the legend of the old Greenskeeper, burned to death in a tragic lawn mower explosion . . .

Or was he?

Add to this death by golf club, death by posthole digger, death by golf cart, death by flying garden shears, death by fence post, AND death by sprinkler (my favorite!!) plus the obligatory teen makeout sessions and a game of topless water polo* . . .

this is the kind of flick Bad Movie lovers live for!!!

(Oh, and did I mention the title character was played by famous MLB bigot John Rocker?)

Seriously, at least three and a half stars out of five, maybe even four.  This one is a work of cheese art at its finest!!

*The movie was actually a little short in the boobie department, but tried to make up in quality what it lacked in quantity.