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Tomb of Anubis Updates - 09/07

Started by AnubisVonMojo, September 07, 2008, 07:44:50 PM

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A trio of new reviews to be held at The Tomb of Anubis for all you boys, girls, and everything in between!

Ragnarok confessed his new shame: he's a full-blown Uwe Boll fan.
As such, he praises the Boll's latest creation, the tasteless terrorist "has nothing to do with the video game it's named after" comedy Postal. It's a movie that's not for the weak of heart... or people who can't find humor in things like 9-11 or the Holocaust... you've been warned.


Anubis also drop kicked through a wall of writer's block to bring an advanced review for the post-apocalyptic sci-fi steampunk mutant slaughter-palooza The Mutant Chronicles, as well as a "52 Weeks" project review for the Hong Kong cat demon fantasy kung-fu kinda-comedy slapstick flick Evil Cat.

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge