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Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.

Started by KYGOTC, September 14, 2008, 08:28:02 PM

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Menard

Quote from: inframan on September 18, 2008, 09:51:01 AM
Quote from: ghouck on September 14, 2008, 10:24:35 PM
Why they rented it without reading the box is beyond me.


Holly crap, is your friend completely clueless? Its funny that you suggested that but the fact he actually rented it is disturbing

Perhaps as a public service, and to prevent ghouck from ever doing this again, we should make a list of inappropriate date movies.


I'll start:

The New York Ripper

At least, if you do see it with a date, try to avoid any remarks like 'the razor blade scene rocked', or quacking like a duck.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Menard on September 18, 2008, 02:47:24 PM
Quote from: inframan on September 18, 2008, 09:51:01 AM
Quote from: ghouck on September 14, 2008, 10:24:35 PM
Why they rented it without reading the box is beyond me.


Holly crap, is your friend completely clueless? Its funny that you suggested that but the fact he actually rented it is disturbing

Perhaps as a public service, and to prevent ghouck from ever doing this again, we should make a list of inappropriate date movies.


I'll start:

The New York Ripper

At least, if you do see it with a date, try to avoid any remarks like 'the razor blade scene rocked', or quacking like a duck.

The ultimate inappropriate DATE MOVIE:

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Allhallowsday

Inappropriate date movie? 
LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT 
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Patient7

Night of the Demons, name one thing you saw in that movie that makes it a good pick for a date.
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Quote from: Patient7 on September 18, 2008, 04:28:58 PM
Night of the Demons, name one thing you saw in that movie that makes it a good pick for a date.

Click it to 2:20...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubcS75PxHyk&feature=related

Menard

On the flip side of the coin, for the ladies, watching Venom with a guy and cheering for the snake, or screaming 'get a mouth full', in the basement scene with Oliver Reed is not highly recommended.

TexasCharlie

Ahh man, I recently started dating this girl who when I asked her to bring over some movies brought over Texas Chainsaw Massacre II.  I'm thinking about asking this girl to marry me.

Allhallowsday

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Psycho Circus


Raffine

Not exactly a 'b' movie, but Martin Scorsese's AFTER HOURS would be a terrible first date movie.
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xupernaut

  When me and my wife were dating the 1st move I took her to was Return of the living dead 2 followed by The Serpent and the Rainbow about a week later.I find out later she hates zombie movie lol.

the master

there was a showing of manos in our town
i liked a girl
she went with me
i never talked to here again

Scottie

I took my only prom date to see The Core. I was very up front with her. I said, "this movie is going to be really bad. Are you sure you want to come?" She did and she stayed through the whole thing AND still went to the prom with me. We never talked afterwards.
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the master

i think girls will be quiet hate the movie in there mind and then never talk to you agian