Top 100 Worst Songs Ever

[HappyGilmore]

24.) Hanson - MMMBOP

I'm amazed this Brillo Pad in the ear experience hasn't come up yet...

I'm not necessarily disagreeing with it being on the list.  But, I give Hanson a lot of credit.  They, unlike a lot of other bubblegum pop/boybands at least write their own songs and perform their own instruments.  In fact, they're still around and have a much more mature/rock sound than in their heyday.  I liked the song, but I'm not exactly gonna rush out and buy an album they've done.

[schmendrik]

29. "Brand New Key" by Melanie

I thought this song (aka "The Roller Skate Song") was just irritating and sung off-key when I was a kid, and that it had the world's stupidest lyrics. It's still irritating. But now that I know it has an interpretation as innuendo (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanie_Safka), I may just have to track it down and give another listen...

[Psycho Circus]

28.) Heartbeat by Don Johnson- Not sure if it's been posted.  I like the song, but feel it is a terrible song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I hoped I wouldn't see Don on here, I love that song! It's great 

Now, this is terrible - Baha Men - Who let the dogs out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzLmpLT3hDk

[AndyC]

29. Eddie Murphy, Party all the Time. Another lacklustre attempt by an actor/comedian to conquer another, completely different medium.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI

[Rev. Powell]

22) Afroman - Because I Got High

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8

Not the greatest song ever, but I liked it. 

I'd never heard that before.  Not perfect, but it's catchy and satirical, a good novelty song.

[Torgo]

30)  HAMMER  "Pumps in a Bump"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_iXi8lFic

[Psycho Circus]

31) Ricky Martin "She Bangs"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yf91Ma5gbc

[Torgo]

32) JOHN PARR "Naughty Naughty"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQeISYNmbfc

[Torgo]

33) THE PROCLAIMERS  "I Would Walk 500 Miles"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZojpl-p_5A

[Psycho Circus]

34) Billy Joel "We Didn't Start The Fire"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKu2QaytmrM

I have no idea why so many people like this, it sucks compared to many of Billy Joel's earlier songs

[schmendrik]

33) THE PROCLAIMERS  "I Would Walk 500 Miles"

I'm actually kind of fond of that song. But that's probably because it's the soundtrack for one of my favorite movies, Benny and Joon.

[Psycho Circus]

35) Cliff Richard "Wired For Sound"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcSwOwtyVHA

So much wrong with this, it's the only Cliff song I like though. So many bad Cliff Richard songs out there, scary really 

[Torgo]

36) AUTOGRAPH  "Turn Up the Radio"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNb8po-ufu8

[Psycho Circus]

36) AUTOGRAPH  "Turn Up the Radio"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNb8po-ufu8

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Torgo, you're making me cry man, this is a great song 

[Torgo]

36) AUTOGRAPH  "Turn Up the Radio"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNb8po-ufu8

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Torgo, you're making me cry man, this is a great song 

I'm sure that you can find someone in the world that actualy likes any of these songs.  I just can't stand this song.  I think it's the singer's voice or something. Makes me cringe.