I don't wanna hear any bad news

sprite75 · September 21, 2008, 02:43:24 PM

Piett: I have news, Lord Vader.
Vader: Now listen, Admiral. I had a good night's sleep, a good number 2, and breakfast was great this morning. Now I do not want to hear any bad news. So what sort of news is it?
Piett: To be perfectly frank, Lord Vader, it's bad news.

Psycho Circus · September 21, 2008, 02:50:05 PM

"Your dinner's ready"

Patient7 · September 21, 2008, 03:38:25 PM

Please Lord Vader, shut the bathroom ceiling pod thingy while you're in here.

BTM · September 21, 2008, 05:04:46 PM

Oh, dude, that reminds of me, you've GOT to see this video, it uses that scene where you took the picture from... it's HILARIOUS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow

TheDope · September 27, 2008, 09:28:00 PM

Admiral Piett, I am most displeased with my surround sound system.

AndyC · September 27, 2008, 11:02:46 PM

"Yes, Lord Vader. Your new La-Z-Boy is wicked awesome."

sprite75 · October 05, 2008, 11:59:19 PM

And Lord Vader, please feel free to call me personally if you have any more problems with that flat screen TV we just installed in here.

Nukie 2 · October 06, 2008, 10:48:03 AM

Lord Vader, we installed this personal Gravitron just for you-- they wanted to keep it secret until your birthday, but I just couldn't wait!

Mr. DS · October 06, 2008, 09:16:33 PM

I'm sorry my lord, the vibrating chair massager was on back order.

WingedSerpent · October 07, 2008, 04:42:54 PM

Quote from: BTM on September 21, 2008, 05:04:46 PM
Oh, dude, that reminds of me, you've GOT to see this video, it uses that scene where you took the picture from... it's HILARIOUS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow

I'm sort of replying to the video instead of the pic

"Great-I have to tell Lord Vader that the Death star still has cable instead of direct tv

AndyC · October 07, 2008, 06:02:02 PM

"All right, Lord Vader. From now on, you will be known as ...ugh... The Black Pearl."

Psycho Circus · October 08, 2008, 08:57:26 AM

"Are you enjoying your new Lego set master?"

BTM · October 14, 2008, 04:48:07 AM

Vader: Yeah, ain't it cool?! They're like giant TEETH mashing down on each other! I like to look out and pretend I'm a giant swallowing up a chunk of the world every time it closes! Hehehe!

Admiral: Er... yes, Lord Vader, that is, um, "Cool" as you say.

Neville · October 14, 2008, 04:28:17 PM

Oh, you're watching the last Lakers game, my lord? It's a great one. A pity they lost.

(He starts grabbing his throat)

AndyC · October 14, 2008, 10:51:52 PM

"Richard Kiel asks that you kindly get out of his mouth."