"I Hope You're Ready for This..."

[Metropolisforever]

"Did this young woman consent to this?  Are you sure?  You KNOW this is illegal in Alabama, right?"

"Be prepared; this might hurt a little..."

[Rev. Powell]

Watch me demonstrate how the Hoovermatic 2000 removes annoying towels from common household supermodels!

[D-Man]

"I don't think that's quite how you perform a colonic, sir..."

[sprite75]

Higher...higher...yes that's the spot, right there.

[AndyC]

"Keep pulling. You've almost got the whole thing out."

[sprite75]

Am I ready for this?  That's what my husband asked me on our wedding night.  That, and brace yourself.  Of course that was his idea of foreplay.

[ghouck]

Fat Lady: "You SWORE you'd never touch another woman with a ten-foot pole, and that's EXACTLY what you're doing! I'm going back to mother's, I want a divorce. . "

[Flangepart]

New from Sears, the hickeymatic 550.

[Inferno]

Princess Lea and Han Solo opened up a massage parlor in thier later years. They always had to vaccumm off the customers due to the insane amount of wookie hair left by Chubacca.

[Pennywise]

Man, Star Wars inspired porn was really bad.