Indiana Jones and the Mushroom Cloud

[TheDope]

INDY - "I toldja, Marion; 'Don't touch that crate with
the Ark in it', I said.  'What harm could it do', she said. 
'Just don't do it, okay', I told her.  'Suuuuure', she told me."

[sprite75]

So this is what happens if you put the Ark of the Covenant, the Shankara Stones, and the Holy Grail together in the same box.

[raj]

I told Lucas and Spielberg not to tick off Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

[AndyC]

"That's it, I quit."

[Mr. DS]

Dammit, Marion burnt the pot roast again. 

[AndyC]

"Uh...I got a whip.... Never mind."

[sideorderofninjas]

Why very spicy food should be regulated...

[Jack]

Sh!t, I remember the good ol' days when I'd just have a big rock rolling after me.

[JJ80]

After a while Germans simply spontaneously combusted on contact with Indiana!

[Psycho Circus]

Sean Connery is so old he finally turns to dust on the set of Indiana Jones 5

[asimpson2006]

That old knight wasn't s**tting me, bad things do happen when you take the Holy Grail from the cave.

[Neville]

I told Lucas that adding aliens to Indiana Jones would rupture the fabric of reality, but no, he wouldn't listen.

[Yaddo 42]

"So that's what Short Round has been up to since I ditched that annoying brat....."

[AndyC]

"Is that all ya got?"

[Flangepart]

Hi, I'm Shive destroyer of worlds? I'm looking for a Mr. Oppenhimer...center]