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DVD Giveaway: "Bikini Bloodbath Carwash"

Started by Andrew, November 01, 2008, 07:59:31 AM

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What three women (or men) would you hire to wash cars in their swimwear if you knew a homicidal maniac was on the loose? Would you go for a kicking butt team with the likes of Linda Hamilton, Cynthia Rothrock, and Gina Carano? Or would you go the "fun bunnies" route and pick girls who might be fodder, but would be fun to watch as they tried to run away? Imagine a horror film with Annette Funicello, Jenny McCarthy, and Betty Page.

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So, who are your three?
Andrew Borntreger


I would pass on the butt kickers and have to go with bad movie eye candy. Hopping into the Not-So-Way-Back I'd pluck 1984 Barbara Crampton, 1988 Linnea Quigley, and 2000 Tiffany Shepis as my trio of bloodbathing bikini car washers.  :buggedout:

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge


Off the top of my head those three chicks from that Girls Next Door show on E!  I figure that would have to end well for everyone.
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Yes, salad.

Rev. Powell

I'll second Linnea Quigley--the role was made for her!

I'll add Jayne Mansfield and Mamie Van Doren in their prime to the mix.

Now I know why I haven't won one of these free DVD contests before.  The Fates have been saving my winning entry for BIKINI BLOODBATH CARWASH!   
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...


Hmm classic butt-kicking women? How can you go wrong with Pam Grier (Foxy Brown, Coffy), Jeanne Bell (TNT Jackson, Three the Hard Way) and Tamara Dobson (Cleopatra Jones)??
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"


Jenna Jameson (of about 5 years ago), Sophie Marceau and Pam Grier (from 1972).  Guess Who be the one to kick the Butt of slasher?
And I'd have Ron Jeremy play the slasher for the humor.


Anne Hathaway, Angelina Jolie, and Cameron Diaz . . .

and the slasher would be David Carradine circa 1990 or so.

And Bruce Campbell would play me.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

judy brittle

I would say Morticia Addams,Elvira and Medusa. It is a horror movie after all. Be afraid,very afraid.

Mr. DS

Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty and Betty White.  Simply because if there was ever hoping girls in bikinis would die and get off the screen, those three would fit the bill. 
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall


There are only 3 women who can possibly do the job are:
Mary Tyler Moorre (circa The Dick Van Dyke Show)
Diane Lane (circa The Cotton Club)
Catherine Denue (circa The Umbrellas of Cherbourg)

Dead by Don

I'll pick three women that are still working (and looking hot today):

Asia Argento
Rose McGowan
Milla Jovovich

If were shot in the 60's:

Julie Ege
Barbara Steele
Tura Satana

Psycho Circus

Emily Booth, Elvira and an 80's Linda Blair, all washing a 1978 Pontiac Trans-Am. I think they're a damn fine mix of butt-kickers and eye-candy  :teddyr:


Lana Clarkson (RIP)
Barbara Crampton
Elizabeth Kaitan

Able to kick butt and look sexy.


If you must have the girls win, then you have to have (in their prime) Barbara Steele, Beverly Garland, and Tura Satana.

But if you want a movie for which the audience will actually send you money to thank you for disposing of these people, you need to have Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and Tyra Banks.

I also think you could gender-bend it and have the victims be (in their prime):  Lyle Waggoner, Richard Simmmons (okay, he never had a prime; they can use CGI), and Mickey Rourke.  Ift Mickey won't do it or no longe ris allowed to make legal decisions, then Ben Affleck.


Id throw in 2 "Fun bunnies"  (Lindsay lohan and andy dick) as you so well put it, and 1 hero chick. (any given transvestite that walks around in my city.)

"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"