100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat

[Menard]

What use could you find for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat?


1. If for some reason you found yourself in public without any clothes, you could use it to cover your privates; plus it has a convenient hole for taking a wee.

[JJ80]

No.2 - If you were to disturb a wasps nest, it could be used as a means of fending off the ensuing enraged swarm.

[Mr. DS]

3.) In case there is a run on toliet paper and all stores are sold out. 

[JJ80]

No.4 - As a prop in your SOV 'Tarzan' opus.

[Mr. DS]

5.) Because it gets the chicks. 

[Psycho Circus]

6) To eat Lucky Charms out of...

[JJ80]

No.7 - As a bird-feeder.

[Mr. DS]

8.) To swat mosquitos

[ghouck]

9.) To scare infants and small forest creatures.

[Psycho Circus]

10) To blow out taxi cab windows when worm by Michael Jackson

[Mr. DS]

11.) If you have a widow's peak, the hole allows ample ventilation if needed.

[Psycho Circus]

12) To trick Mr. Rogers into thinking you've been attacked by pigeons, so he'll buy you a new hat.

[Mr. DS]

13.) To carry your pot luck lunch to office parties. 

[indianasmith]

To catch wild turtles with, of course!

[Menard]

15) Put it in a tree as an impromptu bird house; front door included.