100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat

[indianasmith]

It also works as a spaghetti strainer!

[Patient7]

17.  Looks quite good when you hunt people on your private island.

[Menard]

18) Makes a great fart muffler; comes with its own exhaust port.

[AndyC]

It's ideal if you happen to have a horn sticking out of your head.

[Psycho Circus]

20) To keep all your eggs in one basket...

[Mr. DS]

21.) The hole makes for a great way to fertilize your lawn

[Menard]

22) Stick something long and hard in the hole (A FLASHLIGHT!!! ) and turn it into a miner's hat.

[Mr. DS]

23.) If you're short, wearing it may just get you on rides at an amusement park. If you're a bit under the height requirement that is. 

[ghouck]

24.) One could roll it up and stuff it down their pants for the Ladies. Down the front to impress them, down the back to gross them out. 

[Psycho Circus]

25) To conceal a spy camera

[Mr. DS]

26.) As a counter weapon to Trevor's mighty underpants. 

[Raffine]

27. Run it through your horse and put it on your garden.

[indianasmith]

Also works as a plant waterer!!

[Psycho Circus]

29. As a second rate filtration system

[Patient7]

A shown by one of the pictures it's almost bulletproof