Hope you're not in this band.

[Nukie 2]

           
           "Ooh! I got my piccolo stuck in my goatee!"


"Just to bring it to your attention, they ran out of mustard at the Ye Old Corn Dog Castle!"

[TheDope]

No, I never said I was Jethro Tull -
I'm the Jethro Tull Exeprience! 
OOOH!!  That just makes me seethe...!

Forklift?  It's over here by the baggage loader!

[Psycho Circus]

There was no turning back once Cronos entered his folk phase...

[Mr. DS]

Kenny G's attempt at METAL did more than just isolate him from his original fan base. 

[AndyC]

"Satan's polka band!"


"Oh crap! What did you put in these drinks?"

[asimpson2006]

Metallica's newest member was not that much of a hit.

Jolly Roger 1, you are cleared for take off.

[Terf]

       

*Waits for the people in the audience to finish making their ejaculation jokes*