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Top 100 Toys Of All Time

Started by Mr. DS, November 20, 2008, 09:57:54 PM

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30: Creepy Crawlers



A.K.A. The E-Z Bake Oven For Guys!
"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Psycho Circus


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32. Model Rockets



If you're in the military and live in the barraks, they make an excellent indoor toy!
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

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33: Super Soakers



:buggedout:

You can never have too many.
"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Psycho Circus


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Quote from: Circus_Circus on November 21, 2008, 12:03:30 PM
34) Tommy



That actually reminded me of...

35: 2-XL (the Tiger version)



One of my childhood favorites (I distinctly remember my Tales From The Cryptkeeper, Batman, and X-Men choose-your-own-adventure tapes).
"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

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38: Mighty Max



Just like Creepy Crawlers was the E-Z Bake Oven for guys, Mighty Max was the Polly Pocket for dudes!
"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Psycho Circus


WilliamWeird1313

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

ghouck

Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on November 21, 2008, 12:59:29 PM

Jesus christ.

About a million jokes about a Jesus Christ toy are racing around in my head, but all are too offensive to post here.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

WilliamWeird1313

Quote from: ghouck on November 21, 2008, 01:38:37 PM
Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on November 21, 2008, 12:59:29 PM

Jesus christ.

About a million jokes about a Jesus Christ toy are racing around in my head, but all are too offensive to post here.

NOTE: I am NOT entering this toy into the Top 100!!!



NOTE: I am NOT entering this toy into the Top 100!!!
"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

ghouck

They made a mistake, the package says Jesus Christ, but the doll looks like Chuck Norris. .

:bouncegiggle:
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

WilliamWeird1313

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)