My entry for "Most Tasteless Holiday Decoration"

[BTM]

Over at Cracked.com, they're having a Photoshop contest for "Most Tasteless Holiday Decoration."

I know several here also post over there, so I thought I'd show everyone my entry (plus, I wanted to build my ego.)

Enjoy!

[Mr. DS]

[ghouck]

Those are great. I do think Darksider's would be a tad better if Santa was crapping down a chimney though.

[BTM]

Those are great. I do think Darksider's would be a tad better if Santa was crapping down a chimney though.

Believe it or not, that happened to be my idea for a second entry... got a pic of Santa sitting on a chimney, and just trying to turn his red suit covered legs into a more fleshy tone...

Course, I got the idea from an actual Christmas card I saw once.  The caption read, "One way to tell you've been REALLY naughty this year."

[BTM]

You actually, I'm not fully sure I conveyed what I'm trying to convey here.. the idea is not that Santa got his leg cut off in the trap, it's just that he couldn't escape, so he gnawed off his own foot to get free... dunno how well that's portrayed here... 

And come to think of it, the background never set right with me... maybe I should put in front of a fireplace type scene...

Ahh, well.

[Patient7]

Those are great. I do think Darksider's would be a tad better if Santa was crapping down a chimney though.

Hold out your stockings, kids.

[BTM]

Those are great. I do think Darksider's would be a tad better if Santa was crapping down a chimney though.

Believe it or not, that happened to be my idea for a second entry... got a pic of Santa sitting on a chimney, and just trying to turn his red suit covered legs into a more fleshy tone...

Course, I got the idea from an actual Christmas card I saw once.  The caption read, "One way to tell you've been REALLY naughty this year."

And here it is!  :)

[Mr. DS]

I remember this Christmas card we bought once.  It said on the front, "Sorry this card is so simple".  On the inside, "But someone farted in the card isle and I had to leave". 

[WingedSerpent]

This isn't exactly a "decoration" but an art instalation.  I know some of the people on this board will get a kick out of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf-_1ip9cUU


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