Christmas with the Cratchits

[AndyC]

The highlight of Christmas dinner was Mom's lightning-fast demonstration of the five-finger filet.

[Nukie 2]

Tiny Tim: "Father where is Simon the Cat?"

[JJ80]

In olden times. carol singers were often of an advanced age....

[TheDope]

"Mmm - this is delicious, darling; may I have another slice of Tiny Tim?"

[Mr. DS]

"Mmm - this is delicious, darling; may I have another slice of Tiny Tim?"

First thing I thought of but feared it may be too tasteless.  But then I was glad to see you did it.     Great sick minds think alike. 

[Nukie 2]

Mr. Cratchit: "As you see we are not eating off the fine-china, because this dinner sucks ass, complements of Mr.Scrooge!"

Mr. Scrooge: "Well, atleast they have fine-china!"

[Nukie 2]

Mrs. Cratchit: "So Bobby, what is the date you're all planning the wild-cat strike?"

Mr. Scrooge: "Ah-huh! Thankyou for the foresight oh great spirit!"

[Nukie 2]

Ghost of Christmas Present:
"You see, Mr.Scrooge, the germ in is in families like this where revolutionary sentiments ferment and take hold. Then it all spirals out of control. All that are left are prison camps and totalitarian regimes. In such camps  people like you are laboured to death and fed on a steady of soup containing fecal matter from destitutes. So I warn you, to give your work-force greater payment for humane living and conditions."

[Magnus]

Mrs. Cratchit:  Honey please put down the knife I was talking about the turkey when I said we go nothing to fear from this old bird!!

Scrooge:  Mmmmmmm......pudding

[AndyC]

Bob: "I might be poor, but that never stopped me from giving my wife a goose on Christmas."
Mrs. C: "Cheeky bastard."

[Pennywise]

"Look at this decadent meal! I knew Cratchit was embezzling funds from me!"