Scrooge and Marley

[AndyC]

"Ewww! You gave me a wet willy on your deathbed!"

[TheDope]

For my dying wish...pull my finger.

[Saucerman]

"Hey Scrooge, just so you know and don't freak out or anything...I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your days."

[schmendrik]

"I secretly deposited half a million pounds under the name of... the name of... <aaaaaaack>"

[Psycho Circus]

It smells like fish doesn't it? 

[Rat-Bat-Spider]

"You're going to eat me, aren't you?"
"Sigh...Yes, my friend. Yes, I am."

[Pennywise]

"The comb-over is in the...ughhhhh..."