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Started by Ash, December 09, 2008, 10:32:30 AM

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Ash

Everybody has a weird talent.
Mine is gleeking.

The technical definition according to Wikipedia is, "the projection of saliva from the submandibular gland upon compression by the tongue."

Now there's a word you don't use everyday.  Submandibular!

When I was a freshman in high school, lots of other kids could gleek...and they would gleek on me.  To retaliate, I learned how to do it myself.
A memory that is still fresh in my mind was when I asked my mother if she knew what gleeking was.  When she said no, I gleeked in her face.  Needless to say, she went ballistic.  I got it all over her glasses and remember her swearing at me as she ran those glasses under the sink to wash them off.  
I thought it was hilarious!  :bouncegiggle:

How about you?
Got any weird talents?


ghouck

I can do "The String Trick". That's where you snort a length of string up your nose and pull it out of your mouth. When I was in the Army, I snorted on end of my dog-tag chain up my nose, pulled it out of my mouth, and attached it so it was litterally hooked through my skull. Cool eh?
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ER

I can juggle five tennis balls at the same time. Or let me put it this way: I have. Did. Once. Usually four's my upper limit.
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Paquita

*I* can't do this, but my favorite weird talent is spit bubbles - not the ones that gather on your lips, anyone can do that, but the ones that actually float away!  A kid in my ROTC class could do it and I remember standing behind him for inspection and seeing the little bubbles floating away from him.  It was so hard not to laugh I was tearing up.

schmendrik

Nope. No talent I can think of.

But one of my favorite stories of a weird talent is 19th-century French performer Le Petomane.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Ah, will we ever again have a venue like the Moulin Rouge, where a musical farter can be a headliner seen by royalty?

Mr. DS

Quote from: Paquita on December 09, 2008, 12:13:56 PM
*I* can't do this, but my favorite weird talent is spit bubbles - not the ones that gather on your lips, anyone can do that, but the ones that actually float away!  A kid in my ROTC class could do it and I remember standing behind him for inspection and seeing the little bubbles floating away from him.  It was so hard not to laugh I was tearing up.
I can do this but not to perfection.

I can wiggle my ears.  I remember as a kid trying to explain to my mother how to do it.   I think you either have the "talent" or you don't.  
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Derf

I've never heard of gleeking before, and I can't do it, at least not on the first try. I can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils, lift one eyebrow (Mr. Spock style), wiggle the top part of my forehead, curl my tongue into a tube (can't quite manage the cloverleaf) and juggle (only three balls, though, 'cause I never practice). Are any of these talents?

I can also sit for hours and listen to accordion music. Bagpipes, too. Is that talent or self-loathing?

Musically, I sing, play several instruments, write songs, etc. A self-proclaimed musical genius (i.e., arrogant organist with zero social skills) once showed off how he could beat triplets (no, Menard, he wasn't spanking three girls :tongueout:) with one hand while simultaneously beating eighth notes with the other (three beats against two). After about ten seconds of watching him, I could do it easily. Is that talent?
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Psycho Circus

I can perfectly imitate a cat purring, by almost choking on my tongue  :teddyr:

Ed, Ego and Superego

I can move both thumbs beyond the human normal.  Its almost a dislocation.
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Quote from: The DarkSider on December 09, 2008, 12:38:52 PM

I can wiggle my ears.  I remember as a kid trying to explain to my mother how to do it.   I think you either have the "talent" or you don't.  

can you wiggle them independently of each other or just both at the same time? I can do one at a time but I distinctly remember practicing how to do this when I was about 9 or 10, don't think I was 'born' an ear waggler

I can also bend my little finger on my right hand backwards bending at all the joints so it curves back on itself. really useful for not much actually...

Mr. DS

Quote from: DCA on December 09, 2008, 07:42:34 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on December 09, 2008, 12:38:52 PM

I can wiggle my ears.  I remember as a kid trying to explain to my mother how to do it.   I think you either have the "talent" or you don't.  

can you wiggle them independently of each other or just both at the same time? I can do one at a time but I distinctly remember practicing how to do this when I was about 9 or 10, don't think I was 'born' an ear waggler
Just tried it, the answer is yes. 
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RCMerchant

I can  raise either eyebrow independent of one or the other. I can wiggle my ears too. I can also make my lips vibrate real fast so that it sounds like a helicopter.  I can cross one eye,while the other looks straight . I've been told I have a 'rubber' face. I'm real good at making stupid looking faces.
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JaseSF

My girlfriend complains I can fart and belch louder than most. Is that talent?  :wink: :teddyr:
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Patient7

I can make any conversation uncomfortable by saying only a few words.
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indianasmith

I can inflate my tongue at will to three times its normal size, and I can belch at will, and fire off a series of rapidfire burps most of the time when I feel like it.  I can also arch my right eyebrow but not my left.
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