Elvira Mistress of the Dark

WilliamWeird1313 · December 17, 2008, 04:04:12 PM

I love this last picture more than I even know how to put into words...

Doggett · December 17, 2008, 04:08:29 PM

If she hangs around with guys like that, maybe even guys like us have a chance.
There's hope for us yet, fella's.

Mr. DS · December 17, 2008, 08:36:41 PM

Oh Elvira. My brother was obsessed with her which kind of filtered down to me. Elvira is witty, sexy and always entertaining. My brother actually met her several years back at an autograph signing. He had the guy behind him film the entire thing. He brought her flowers which she gave him a huge for (lucky bastard) and she took the time out to make the autograph out to both him and I. Oh and by the way...

If you ever read this Elvira, I send my love and thanks for the laughs.

wickednick · December 18, 2008, 09:35:19 AM

That was one of the greatest things id ever seen out of youtube. I hadn't seen Elvira much when she was young, beautiful.

Doggett · December 18, 2008, 11:50:39 AM

Quote from: wyckednick on December 18, 2008, 09:35:19 AM
That was one of the greatest things id ever seen out of youtube. I hadn't seen Elvira much when she was young, beautiful.

If you're talking about the Monster Rap video it was pretty cool. I wish I could give good karma to the Elvira fan who created it.

Saucerman · December 22, 2008, 09:19:43 PM

Ahhh, Elvira...I have fond memories of her dating back to before I realized how great boobs are. The spooky atmosphere and bad puns were as entrancing to me at one point as her cleavage is now. Granted, now I actually understand her puns, but they're still part of her appeal.

Some of my favorite B-movies I discovered through recent DVD releases of hers, and the magic of Youtube.

I think my earliest memory of her is as narrator/commentator for a VHS my mother got me one year at Halloween, a goofy little animated feature entitled "Ketchup Vampires" about, yes, vampires who drink ketchup instead of blood.

GilbyFromMagoombo · December 23, 2008, 04:36:23 AM

Some of my happiest childhood memories involve this woman. I still remember the thrill of staying up to watch her show and the thrill of waiting to see what film she'd show. They were all new to me, being just a kid and all. I can't watch Attack of the Killer Tomatoes without hearing Elvira's one-liners in my mind. As a kid I loved her wackiness and rock'n'roll attitude. It wasn't until puberty that I began to notice her other qualities (both of them). I loved those beer displays, too! Remember her guest appearance on C.H.I.P's? I met her once, years ago at a comic-con and I'll never forget how beautiful she looked in person. Alas, I didn't get a kiss! I'll try bringing flowers next time. Her first feature film is always in heavy rotation on my dvd player. Oh, and had it been Neil Diamond, I would've said "o.k, I can deal with that..", but Tom Jones!!?? Gross, I'll never hear "It's not Unusual" in the same way ever again. Thanks, Internets!!

peter johnson · December 23, 2008, 01:31:45 PM

In a friend of a friend way, I know several people who worked with her in Virginia and North Carolina when she was still going by Cassandra Peterson. Nobody I know has anything bad to say about her -- apparently was a very serious young actress before landing the Elvira deal --

I just missed seeing her once, when she visited the agency I was doing some work for here in Colorado. Coors Light is the (awful American wee-wee water) beer she was shilling for, and I was trying to get on board the shoots as an extra. Didn't get on so didn't meet her.

I have her on VHS doing her thing with "The Giant Gila Monster"!! Now there's a pop-culture artifact --

peter johnson/denny crane

Doggett · December 23, 2008, 02:58:34 PM

Am I the only Elvira fan who isn't intrested in her chest...
I'm getting the feeling that most people are shouting "YES!" at their computer.
It's her cool hair and the way she flutters her eyes that always get me. No other chick does it like her.

Psycho Circus · December 23, 2008, 03:05:25 PM

Quote from: doggett on December 23, 2008, 02:58:34 PM
Am I the only Elvira fan who isn't intrested in her chest...
I'm getting the feeling that most people are shouting "YES!" at their computer.
It's her cool hair and the way she flutters her eyes that always get me. No other chick does it like her.

Probably. But I agree it's not the only thing about her at all. It's the whole package. I must admit tho', I'm an utter sucker when it comes to raven haired vixens with nice boobyknockers.

Doggett · December 30, 2008, 04:46:32 PM

Where do people find these great pictures ?

Psycho Circus · December 30, 2008, 04:50:27 PM

Quote from: doggett on December 30, 2008, 04:46:32 PM
Where do people find these great pictures ?

In a place far beyond space and time...

WilliamWeird1313 · December 30, 2008, 11:13:22 PM

Quote from: doggett on December 30, 2008, 04:46:32 PM
Where do people find these great pictures ?

Manor Macabre is a great resource...

http://www.tangibledreams.net/elvira/

CadorBolin · January 01, 2009, 09:14:30 PM

I remember watching "Movie Macabre" in the early 1990s (must have been re-runs) and it was a lot of fun.

I wish they'd release the entre run of the show on DVD -- only 12 episodes have been put out o far.

Doggett · January 04, 2009, 10:06:57 PM

Another Elvira pic