Elvira Mistress of the Dark

[Saucerman]

I watched "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" last night...such a fun movie, and such a great gal!

[Doggett]

I watched an hour of it just before I went to bed. It's far more fun than AVP R.

[Doggett]

Here's Elvira trying to sell you her latest film...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6bri6Dw159U

[Doggett]

Here's a song and dance number from her second film...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5pIAs5wEcg4

[Saucerman]

God bless Elvira, and Doggett her Prophet.

[Doggett]

God bless Elvira, and Doggett her Prophet.

Man, I should get that on a T-shirt.

I think there's probably only a dozen people in the UK who know who she is, so I always try to promote her. Y'know, I think I should get some sort of cheque from her. I think I'm doing better a better job promoting her in the UK than she's ever done.

Where's my money, Elvira!!!!

Maybe I should start saying how great Morella is, and I really don't want to do that. I mean take a look at her...


http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,122794.0.html

[CheezeFlixz]

I've always been a HUGE Elvira fan, I've got (I believe) all of movies, comics and in storage I have a life size cardboard cutout of her, Rachel Welch and Bettie Page. (Really should dig those out.)

Elvira is smoking hot, when she had her show I rarely ever missed it ... oh the hours I spent holder her pictures with one hand. 

[Doggett]

CheezeFlixz you can be Elvira's Prophet. It deseves to go to an American. Being a Brit means I can get next to nothing in the way of merchadise. I would love one of those signed autographes off her site or one of the Elvira novels.

This is cool and I'm pretty sure only US folks can buy it...




Can we trade Queen Elizabeth 2 for Elvira, Mistress of the Dark ?

It's a fair deal. We'll even throw in Prince Charles 

[CheezeFlixz]

CheezeFlixz you can be Elvira's Prophet. It deseves to go to an American. Being a Brit means I can get next to nothing in the way of merchadise. I would love one of those signed autographes off her site or one of the Elvira novels.

Can we trade Queen Elizabeth 2 for Elvira, Mistress of the Dark ?

It's a fair deal. We'll even throw in Prince Charles 

Quick question? Do you have the INTERNET???

If so ... check out this link you can buy all kinds of Elvira stuff, and I bet they even ship to jolly old England.
http://www.elvira.com/home_1.html

And no, you can keep your Queen, to old, to stuffy to uptight ... we sort balked at that whole royalty thing over here.

[Doggett]

Quick question? Do you have the INTERNET???

If so ... check out this link you can buy all kinds of Elvira stuff, and I bet they even ship to jolly old England.
http://www.elvira.com/home_1.html

And no, you can keep your Queen, to old, to stuffy to uptight ... we sort balked at that whole royalty thing over here.

England's too cold to be jolly at the moment...

[CheezeFlixz]

Quick question? Do you have the INTERNET???

If so ... check out this link you can buy all kinds of Elvira stuff, and I bet they even ship to jolly old England.
http://www.elvira.com/home_1.html

And no, you can keep your Queen, to old, to stuffy to uptight ... we sort balked at that whole royalty thing over here.

England's too cold to be jolly at the moment...

NO, NO, NO England is jolly ... I've been there, jolly good time.

[Doggett]

Quick question? Do you have the INTERNET???

If so ... check out this link you can buy all kinds of Elvira stuff, and I bet they even ship to jolly old England.
http://www.elvira.com/home_1.html

And no, you can keep your Queen, to old, to stuffy to uptight ... we sort balked at that whole royalty thing over here.

England's too cold to be jolly at the moment...

NO, NO, NO England is jolly ... I've been there, jolly good time.

It's not jolly at the moment with people losing their jobs, left, right, and centre. Everyday I hear of new shops closing down...

[Doggett]

If so ... check out this link you can buy all kinds of Elvira stuff, and I bet they even ship to jolly old England.
http://www.elvira.com/home_1.html

Um, I just looked at that link and EVERYTHING's out of stock.

[CheezeFlixz]

If so ... check out this link you can buy all kinds of Elvira stuff, and I bet they even ship to jolly old England.
http://www.elvira.com/home_1.html

Um, I just looked at that link and EVERYTHING's out of stock.

Try this ...
http://www.celebritymerch.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=Elvira

also see the links at the left under her name.

However the model in question you posted can be found on ebay for $270.00
Click here

[Psycho Circus]

Quick question? Do you have the INTERNET???

If so ... check out this link you can buy all kinds of Elvira stuff, and I bet they even ship to jolly old England.
http://www.elvira.com/home_1.html

And no, you can keep your Queen, to old, to stuffy to uptight ... we sort balked at that whole royalty thing over here.

England's too cold to be jolly at the moment...

NO, NO, NO England is jolly ... I've been there, jolly good time.

England is NOT jolly, merry, happy, foggy or blighty or whatever....it sucks! It rains ALOT! Thousands upon thousands of people are unemployed, traffic all over the country is horrific, people have no manners and walk round with huge chips on their shoulders (including me, as you can probably tell) and TV and shops are tremendously inferior compared to the US.