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Draug · December 31, 2008, 07:42:17 PM

"Yes, I am allergic to bee stings, why do yo ask?"

"Gaah, this is the last time I'm dating an alien."

"Here's looking at you, kid."

Psycho Circus · December 31, 2008, 07:45:45 PM

The world could tolerate Gilbert Gottfried's voice no longer...

JJ80 · January 01, 2009, 02:28:55 AM

"So I said, Mr Tyson, could you kindly move your car away from my driveway...."

sprite75 · January 01, 2009, 11:16:06 AM

I've always said when you reduce a family tree to a family bush, you just can't hide as much underneath!

Psycho Circus · January 01, 2009, 11:22:06 AM

[Shao Kahn voice] "Finish Him" [Shao Kahn voice]

Saucerman · January 01, 2009, 11:29:09 AM

"Told you I could suck out my own eyeball!"

Nukie 2 · January 01, 2009, 08:59:46 PM

And it was asked: "Could Tim Howard get any uglier?";

meQal · January 04, 2009, 06:03:35 AM

Gentle Ben: The Not So Gentle Years

Joe the Destroyer · January 04, 2009, 06:51:56 PM

"What do you mean I have bags under my eyes?"

sprite75 · January 05, 2009, 01:14:08 PM

A bad episode of "If They Mated...."

Texdar · January 10, 2009, 07:58:00 AM

Michael Jackson after all the platic surgery finally gives up.

CheezeFlixz · January 10, 2009, 01:29:03 PM

IT'S NOT A TO-MER!!

Yaddo 42 · January 11, 2009, 03:12:59 AM

Celebrity Fit Club goes all Thunderdome in a ratings grab.

or

He got between Chuck Schumer and a microphone and paid the price.

or

Yet another hunting buddy of Dick Cheney learns a hard lesson.

(Digs at both sides in case the Fairness Doctrine comes back)

AndyC · January 13, 2009, 03:37:43 PM

How do you tell your grandmother not to pinch your cheek so hard?

warlock92346 · January 21, 2009, 06:28:57 PM

Pro active test subject # 19 with evil zits from hell

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Joe the Destroyer