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Started by Ed, Ego and Superego, January 12, 2009, 04:29:56 PM

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Derf

#15
January 15, 2009, 04:38:01 PM
Quote from: ghouck on January 13, 2009, 05:00:16 PM
oh god, Oh God, OH GOD!


That one was a porno. . . :bouncegiggle:


Amazing how many stories could be made with just those two words, a new title and changing the punctuation.

A mystery:

OH GOD!!! Oh, oh, oh! God!

A theological treatise:

"God? Oh, God?!? GOD!!!"
"Oh?" God.

A bad dyslexia joke:

Ho, Dog! HO, DOG!!! HO! DOG!!!
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Saucerman

#16
January 15, 2009, 05:20:02 PM
My Hot Pocket.  Do not touch.

indianasmith

#17
January 15, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
Mystery meat in noodles.  Cafeteria sucks.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

frank

#18
January 16, 2009, 03:32:40 AM

Logging into badmovies.org. Hours pass away....

......"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."

Sister Grace

#19
January 16, 2009, 07:09:48 AM
Ok, here's a true six word story for ya:

Boyfriend returns drunk. Clothes in yard....

:bouncegiggle:
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Derf

#20
January 16, 2009, 09:20:26 AM
Quote from: Sister Grace on January 16, 2009, 07:09:48 AM
Ok, here's a true six word story for ya:

Boyfriend returns drunk. Clothes in yard....

:bouncegiggle:

Here's my true story, titled "The Friend Speech":

She said, "We need to talk."
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Sister Grace

#21
January 16, 2009, 09:31:30 AM
Quote from: Derf on January 16, 2009, 09:20:26 AM
Quote from: Sister Grace on January 16, 2009, 07:09:48 AM
Ok, here's a true six word story for ya:

Boyfriend returns drunk. Clothes in yard....

:bouncegiggle:

Here's my true story, titled "The Friend Speech":

She said, "We need to talk."

OUCH!!!
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

diamondwaspvenom

#22
March 23, 2011, 08:41:20 PM
NO!! THAT'S NOT....too late.

Mr. DS

#23
March 23, 2011, 09:40:11 PM
Michael Bay films

Ridiculous Explosions, Shaky Cameras, Same Bullsh!t
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

indianasmith

#24
March 23, 2011, 10:48:30 PM
Menard wept copiously.  No boobs allowed.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

God the Worms

#25
March 24, 2011, 03:46:07 AM
True, Ferocity Breeds Thirst For Horchata.

Flick James

#26
March 24, 2011, 01:26:22 PM
I came. I saw. I conquered.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

God the Worms

#27
March 25, 2011, 01:50:17 AM
The Necronomicon. The One, True Facebook.

bob

#28
March 25, 2011, 12:24:11 PM
People had sex. Babies were born.
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

diamondwaspvenom

#29
March 26, 2011, 10:37:12 PM
Mcdonald's came and people got fat.
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