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Started by Underbelly, January 16, 2009, 05:49:19 PM

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Saucerman

Man, I wish I could get someone to look at me like a beefcake...

Sister Grace

Quote from: Saucerman on January 20, 2009, 08:43:01 AM
Man, I wish I could get someone to look at me like a beefcake...

Don't we all; or maybe like a cheese-cake...
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Doggett

This thread should be re-named "Calling All Chicks ! Bad Movies Need You !"


:wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

WilliamWeird1313

Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 08:48:58 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on January 20, 2009, 08:43:01 AM
Man, I wish I could get someone to look at me like a beefcake...

Don't we all; or maybe like a cheese-cake...


Mmmmm.... cake.


Christ, I'm fat.

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Sister Grace

Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on January 20, 2009, 09:53:56 AM
Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 08:48:58 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on January 20, 2009, 08:43:01 AM
Man, I wish I could get someone to look at me like a beefcake...

Don't we all; or maybe like a cheese-cake...


Mmmmm.... cake.


Christ, I'm fat.



This wierd but, I've always wanted to jump out of a cake...

btw, i like men who are chunky-hunkies  :smile:
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Doggett

Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 05:15:52 PM



btw, i like men who are chunky-hunkies  :smile:

That rules me out   :bluesad:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on January 20, 2009, 09:53:56 AM
Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 08:48:58 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on January 20, 2009, 08:43:01 AM
Man, I wish I could get someone to look at me like a beefcake...

Don't we all; or maybe like a cheese-cake...


Mmmmm.... cake.


Christ, I'm fat.



This wierd but, I've always wanted to jump out of a cake...

btw, i like men who are chunky-hunkies  :smile:

:teddyr: how you doin'?

Paquita

Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 05:15:52 PM

This wierd but, I've always wanted to jump out of a cake...

btw, i like men who are chunky-hunkies  :smile:

I think jumping out of a cake is one of those things on a girls checklist of "things to do before I get old".

There's nothing wrong with chubby dudes as long as they don't frost their hair or pluck their eyebrows - which is not acceptable for any guy to do but it's even less acceptable for tubs.

Sister Grace

Quote from: Paquita on January 20, 2009, 06:16:09 PM
Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 05:15:52 PM

This wierd but, I've always wanted to jump out of a cake...

btw, i like men who are chunky-hunkies  :smile:

I think jumping out of a cake is one of those things on a girls checklist of "things to do before I get old".

There's nothing wrong with chubby dudes as long as they don't frost their hair or pluck their eyebrows - which is not acceptable for any guy to do but it's even less acceptable for tubs.

That gave me images of Chris Penn....
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

ghouck

Quote from: Paquita on January 20, 2009, 06:16:09 PM

There's nothing wrong with chubby dudes as long as they don't frost their hair or pluck their eyebrows -

EyebrowS? You mean some people have more than one?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

TrashFilmChristy

Okay, so I hardly ever post, but I'm totally a gal!
I'm trying to remember to post more everywhere so I don't seem like a schmuck when I push my movies or even when I just jump in after a while (like now).

Anyways...I'm a gal that likes to make exploitation horror movies!  :thumbup:

KYGOTC

Well, if you think about it, all we have to base our forum member-gender knowledge on is the the ol' "ill take your word for it." sceme. We could ALL be women. you never know. :wink:
"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

RCMerchant

Quote from: KYGOTC on January 21, 2009, 12:23:53 AM
Well, if you think about it, all we have to base our forum member-gender knowledge on is the the ol' "ill take your word for it." sceme. We could ALL be women. you never know. :wink:

I confess. I'm a small breasted lesbian who likes horror films and can magically impregnate women.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Newt

Quote from: KYGOTC on January 21, 2009, 12:23:53 AM
Well, if you think about it, all we have to base our forum member-gender knowledge on is the the ol' "ill take your word for it." sceme. We could ALL be women. you never know. :wink:

Interesting observation, particularly in combination with your sig line...
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

WilliamWeird1313

Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on January 20, 2009, 09:53:56 AM
Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 08:48:58 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on January 20, 2009, 08:43:01 AM
Man, I wish I could get someone to look at me like a beefcake...

Don't we all; or maybe like a cheese-cake...


Mmmmm.... cake.


Christ, I'm fat.



This wierd but, I've always wanted to jump out of a cake...

btw, i like men who are chunky-hunkies  :smile:


Well, well, well... what a coincidence.

Looky what I have here.





Hmmm... too small?

DAMN!

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)