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Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor!

Started by Trevor, January 20, 2009, 09:24:40 AM

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Trevor

January 20, 2009, 09:24:40 AM


Chuck Norris: "Fee fi fo fum...I smell the undies of a South African!"
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Doggett

#1
January 20, 2009, 09:32:58 AM
After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands they were called the Islands.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Trevor

#2
January 20, 2009, 09:52:07 AM
Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:32:58 AM
After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands they were called the Islands.

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ghouck

#3
January 20, 2009, 04:52:28 PM
He has me in size, beard, expensive suit and being asian, but I have him beaten in the "Being Chuck Norris" catagory, therefor I win!
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

#4
January 20, 2009, 05:06:50 PM
The Chinese built the Great China Wall in a vain attempt to keep Chuck Norris out. Unfortunately for the Chinese, Chuck Norris goes wherever Chuck Norris wants to.

Sister Grace

#5
January 20, 2009, 05:17:55 PM
Chuck Norris: "Yes, I know that hair this bad is distracting, but if we are to work together, please refrain from staring..."
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

JJ80

#6
January 20, 2009, 05:20:25 PM
Even Dracula wouldn't risk ticking off Chuck Norris!
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Doggett

#7
January 20, 2009, 07:55:39 PM
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.  :teddyr:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

#8
January 20, 2009, 09:06:30 PM Last Edit: January 20, 2009, 09:28:17 PM by The DarkSider
Even without the beard, everyone realized Chuck still had a fist hidden somewhere in his chin. 

or

Everyone in the room realized Chuck hand slaughtered a lamb to get the red wool for his sweater. 
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http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

meQal

#9
January 20, 2009, 09:41:39 PM
Even Count Dooku and Oddjob tremble before the sight of Chuck Norris.
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

sprite75

#10
January 21, 2009, 01:52:58 AM
Hey, where's that little hat of his?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Doggett

#11
January 21, 2009, 11:02:24 AM
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

#12
January 21, 2009, 03:47:04 PM
Sperm Whales aren't really whales, they're sperm, , , Chuck Norris's sperm. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

warlock92346

#13
January 21, 2009, 06:13:28 PM
is this the out of work B movie actors support group?

Pennywise

#14
March 13, 2009, 11:51:18 PM
Chuck Norris is so tough he beat Dracula AND Oddjob! Top THAT Steven Seagal!
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