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Oh No! God made two of them?!

Started by sprite75, January 21, 2009, 11:17:36 AM

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sprite75

January 21, 2009, 11:17:36 AM


Oh No!!!!  God made two of them?!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

ds21

#1
January 21, 2009, 11:51:30 AM
"Captain, I do believe that I now have the pleasure of vaperizing you TWICE!"
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WilliamWeird1313

#2
January 21, 2009, 12:30:03 PM


Kinky.


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akiratubo

#3
January 21, 2009, 03:08:49 PM



Captain, I'm sorry, but your clone has a much better toupee so he gets to live.
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

ghouck

#4
January 21, 2009, 03:48:41 PM
Well Captain, this brings the opportunity you've been waiting for: To have sex with the only living being you haven't done so with yet.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

meQal

#5
January 21, 2009, 04:25:42 PM
"I'm sorry but one of you must die. The universe can't handle that much smarm."
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

JJ80

#6
January 21, 2009, 04:39:17 PM
"At the current moment he can only duet with himself. However, if any more clones materialize, we could have a whole choir of them by tomorrow afternoon!"
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

JJ80

#7
January 21, 2009, 05:56:26 PM
"Mr Scot, It seems that the Captain's DNA was mixed up with that of the tribble that he was holding wwhen you beamed him up!"
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

TheDope

#8
January 21, 2009, 11:17:43 PM


Well, one of you is the true Captain, and the only way to make sure is to
see which one of you has their corset showing through their uniform....


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AndyC

#9
January 21, 2009, 11:24:02 PM
"Come and play with us, Spock. Forever and ever and ever."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Neville

#10
January 23, 2009, 04:53:41 PM
Spock: Alright, this is how we're going to do it. The original can star in "Boston Legal", and the clone can try that singing career thing.

Original: Suits me.

Clone: I want more.

Spock: Alright, let's throw in a director deal for "Star Trek V".
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Mr. DS

#11
January 24, 2009, 10:55:25 PM
Spock:  "Ah hell with it, I'll take the one with the nicer @ss."
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Flangepart

#12
January 29, 2009, 09:34:04 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on January 21, 2009, 11:17:36 AM


Phaser 'em both, let McCoy sort 'em out.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

warlock92346

#13
February 15, 2009, 01:52:03 AM
So you see Spock, now there is enough of me for ALL the women in the galaxy

Pennywise

#14
March 12, 2009, 11:44:07 PM
"I smell a promotion. Captain Spock, I like the sound of that..."
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