Doggett
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« on: February 04, 2009, 04:25:50 PM » |
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Question: What do you call a bloody mary without the vodka ? Answer: A bloody shame
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ds21
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 12:12:23 AM » |
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lol
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I am David David I am
Making the world a little more random since 1989.
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Doggett
Bustin' makes me feel good !
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 06:52:00 PM » |
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Jack Bauer is so good that when Kim Bauer lost her virginity he found it and put it back.
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 08:50:01 PM » |
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Chuck Norris once threw a roundhouse kick so fast it travelled back in time and knocked the engine out of Amelia Earhart's plane!
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 08:56:48 PM » |
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Chuck Norris refuses to wear condoms because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
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ds21
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 12:11:40 AM » |
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Outer Space exists because it doesn't want to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
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I am David David I am
Making the world a little more random since 1989.
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 09:05:26 AM » |
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There are really no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just really hates trailer parks.
And . . .
When Chuck Norris was born, only the doctor cried. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 10:24:20 AM » |
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Its hard to find Waldo because he's hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Lightning never strikes twice in the same area because Chuck Norris is after it.
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2009, 10:32:22 AM » |
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political one
An Israeli landed at Kennedy Airport in New York
At the control the officer asked: - " Occupation ? "
The Israeli answers: - " No, just for visit. "
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2009, 12:42:21 PM » |
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Chuck Norris makes a milkshake just by looking at milk.
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indianasmith
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2009, 05:51:50 PM » |
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Chuck Norris is the reason Stephen Hawking looks like that.
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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Doggett
Bustin' makes me feel good !
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2009, 05:53:35 PM » |
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Chuck Norris is the reason Stephen Hawking looks like that.
Ohhh...harsh...
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2009, 06:07:09 PM » |
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2009, 06:13:13 PM » |
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When Chuck Norris jumped into a lake he didn't get wet. The lake got Chuck Norris.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2009, 04:33:12 PM » |
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When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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